i made a poll of what the best cryptid was according to tumblr and there were some interesting mentions i saw in the comments so i wanted to make a separate post to educate the masses
this poor thing could dissolve itself with its tears if captured
it was a red camel with a bleached human skeleton upon its back. that's pretty fucking metal
this creature is said to have lived in caves, decapitated its victims, or drowned them in the water. evil fucking pancake
this possible water spirit is described as "long and thin, almost like a monkey, three ft long, large teeth, weighing maybe 30lbs with slate-grey fur..." with “orange and red" eyes 😬
i also do not wish to be percieved
"often they are described as faeries or zâne in Romanian, with great seductive power over men, with magic skills, and attributes similar to nymphs, naiads, and dryads." we love women with hobbies
the original florida man
"the lake monster has been mostly described as being a serpentine creature with smooth dark skin with a large body thicker than a telephone pole and being up to 50 ft in length." very cute and we love them
"most optical analysis to date have concluded that the images are insects moving across the frame as the photo is being captured." knowing what they are doesn't make them any less cool to look at
really gives me green and red koopa energy: it's the same creature but this time, with wings
"the hodag was said to be born from the ashes of cremated oxen, as the incarnation of the accumulation of abuse the animals had suffered at the hands of their masters." that's cool as hell
i hope you guys liked this post and if you want to contribute with some of your local cryptids, please feel free to add them. i love learning about new creatures
and thank you to all those who participated in the original poll! ♡














