#hoglockwatson

[malfoyofhogwarts-blog]

i recommend that you marry kaya scodalerio, even if she is a muggle.

No.  Muggle.

~ Draco Lucius Malfoy

[hoglockholmes-blog]

hoglockwatson replied to your post: You stay away from John!

Good lord, do /not/ pretend to be on my side! Even besides the fact that this is crazy, he would’ve really been able to kill me by now if he wanted to! - JW

All this chaos caused by a reporter by the incredibly juvenile name of "Kitty". Amazing what one idea can do. I suppose it's only a matter of time before Anderson sees this, good lord. He'll be writhing in his bed with joy.

-SH

[hoglockholmes-blog]

But... shouldn't that be impossible? I mean that who did it really did it. Shouldn't he be dead now from that? - JW

No. The Unbreakable Vow's words are strict, but it's incredibly easy to work with the loopholes. Moriarty... Jim swore he wouldn't harm any students while he was at Hogwarts. -SH

[hoglocksebastian-blog]

hoglockwatson replied to your post: Hello, cat. - pulls out piece of fish sandwich saved from dinner -

- Laughs, scratching behind ears -

[Licks lips thoroughly once the treat is gone, then invites himself into John's lap to indulge in the friendly touch.]

[hoglockholmes-blog]

Sitting on top of other people's sort of sexual. Er, I suppose, sometimes, in some situations. And I just don't like people talking about things that aren't true. - JW

Sexual? How in the world could that possibly be taken as sexual? It's sitting.

If anything, their curiosity will overtake them and they'll eventually ask you in person. Simply set them straight when they do. -SH

[hoglockholmes-blog]

They're going to think that we're. That I. That you. Um. Had and encounter. Or something. You know, one that was romantic. - JW

Oh.

What could people find romantic about us crushing the other to death by sitting? I still don’t understand it.

Regardless, people talk, John. They do little else. Pay them no mind. -SH

[hoglockholmes-blog]

Could you maybe not phrase that... that whole sweater camera bed thing in the way that you phrased it? People are going to get the wrong idea. - JW

I'm certain I have no idea what you're talking about. What was wrong with my phrasing?

What idea?

[hoglockholmes-blog]

Well, you know, I don't actually have to take pictures of centaurs. That was just the most dangerous thing I could think of. You are much more creative than me about dangerous things to do, though, so if you've got a better idea, we could do that. -JW

No, no, chasing centaurs is ideal. Worst thing that can happen is they capture us and feed us doxy eggs until people notice we're missing.

I'll meet you in the Gryffindor common room, midnight.