#hoh starter

[notagentromanoff]

Let the record show...

That Clint Barton has never seen Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Shame him, internet! And wish him Happy Birthday. I suppose.

[carefreeviolet]

What better is there to do at 2 am?

[Violet sits on the swing in the park, humming a happy tune softly, and gently swinging back and forth] 

[misguidanceclark]

PSA: Crocs and socks do not got together. Crocs and feet do not go together. The only things that Crocs go with are dumpsters. 

[notagentromanoff]

How is life?

Well I'm working on a profile of two incredibly damaged teenagers who just happen to possess reality bending capabilities and a complete lack of impulse control, my partner is having a nervous breakdown, his surrogate daughter is justifiably upset, my friends' lives are at stake, and I'm running out of Bruce's favorite tea. So...

Excellent. Thanks for the concern. Unless you're one of those reporters.

[bobbimorsephd]

Clearly

I spent way too much time in the tower. I just tried to ask JARVIS a question and couldn't figure out why he wasn't replying.

[misguidanceclark]

I think I'm actually out of things to watch on Netflix. All these suggestion they're giving me are crap. Dawson's Creek? What am I? 15? Gossip Girl... still not a teenager. I'm completely open to suggestions for new shows to watch if someone would be so kind.

[bettyunderthemicroscope]

I had a dream that I was cuddling with a stranger.

I was the little spoon and there was cake. The disappointment I had faced when I woke up and realized that it was just a dream was almost unbearable.

It was a weird night.

[bobbimorsephd]

Nothing puts more of a damper on beach days than pouring rain. Thanks, Los Angeles.