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Between the two of them, Clint and Natasha had a very wide variety of enemies. Natasha’s tended to be a little more intense, while Clint’s were more... colorful. It was a nice balance, he figured, which was definitely important. Balance was really the key to any great marriage, after all.
Sometimes, though, things didn’t really seem balanced. For example, Natasha’s villains very rarely burst through the door in the middle of movie night muttering about dogs and bros and making Clint sorry. Clint’s, however, seemed to do this often. It was to the point that, rather than raise his hands above his head when the door burst open, he heaved a dramatic sigh and threw his head back. “Really, guys?” He asked before any of the tracksuit bros could so much as open their mouths. “Again? Your buddies, like, just did this. It’s been a week. A week! Can’t you at least give me a month? The doors are getting expensive.” He glanced over to Natasha with an apologetic shrug. “I’ll fix it in the morning,” he promised her. “Or, like, tomorrow afternoon? Mornings, y’know, not my thing.”










