The HPHM Crew’s New Years resolutions ... but not really
Charlie: I promise to minimize my dragon talk...probably at the same amount as Snape insults MC
Ben: I swear I will try to be less afraid...oh dear now I’m scared I won’t be able to keep my word
Liz: I will try to lessen the way I guilt all of you whenever you eat murdered, innocent, had their whole lives ahead of them animals at the dinner table
Andre: I promise to be nicer about my friends’ terribly appalling fashion senses
Bill: I will try my best to relax sometimes and not over study for my NEWTs. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m revising years 1-3.
Jae: I will control my illegal items sales pitching to people, even though my prices are cheap! Cheap! CHEAP!
Tulip: I promise to stop pranking my friends so much, ...the dungbomb Exploding in MC’s bag right now does NOT count!
Rowan: I resolve to be less of a know it all, which is very interesting because the term know it all was actually coined when ....
Diego: I’ll behave and stop flirting so much with MC...even though they’re looking as radiant as a single flower blooming in the depths of winter, melting my heart
Penny: I promise to be more relaxed with the constant potions making...anyway hand me that murtlap tentacle please, it’s about ready to go in the cauldron
Tonks: I’ll try to stop transforming into other people so much. What do you mean I’m doing it right now? this is how I normally look, my original face just happens to be similar to Rakepick’s
Badeea: I will control my desire to paint everything ...now stop moving, I want to get your shoelace right
Talbott: I’ll be more open to friendly interactions and physical closeness and .... *flies higher and higher until he disappears into the sky*
Barnaby: I want to be more calm about my liking for magical creatures...even though they’re the most wonderful, cutest, precious beings in the world.