#hohoho bitch

[adventuresofzoeganov]

is that... the sound of... bells jingeling? in space??

[treecamouflageddinosaur]

ALDI wtf is this Christmas ad like omg this is some uncanny shit

[manymoreo]

If I ever become a singer, I’m going to put out one (1) song around Christmastime called the Un-Christmas Song. It would just be a notmal pop song about like, idk, fuckin girls and shit, with zero Christmas references. The goal: have it be a wildly popular Christmas carol to satisfy my small retail working heart and to give my fellow comrades a short reprieve when tis the season.

[beowulfs-booty-call]

Today, my covenant with Naga is fulfilled.

[bellacorvuscorax]

I fucking hate baking. I'm sticking to goddamn cooking.