Fucking flea. Fucking winged dick. May it burn in fire with its flights. May it burn in hell with its saws. And what is the reward?! THERE IS NO FUCKING REWARD, ON THE WAY TO THE FUCKING CITY, GO FUCK YOURSELF PLAYER WHO LOST ALL HIS BEADS!!!! MY BEEEEEADS! THERE WERE 500 OF THEM AND NOW THEY’RE GOOOONE!
ALL I FUCKING WANT IS TO BUY A LITTLE KEY! LET ME BUY A LITTLE KEY!!!!!!! I WANT TO KNOW WHAT’S BEHIND THAT DOOR! MOST LIKELY THERE WILL BE SOME DICK SITTING THERE WHO WILL TELL ME “FUCK OFF, THAT WAS MY DOOR,” BUT AT LEAST I’LL FUCKING KNOW IT!
WHO EVEN MAKES THE PATH TO THE BOSS THROUGH A CROWD OF FUCKING RATS?!!!! THROUGH A CROWD OF FUCKING RATS THAT TAKE AWAY 2!!!!1!1!11!1! HEARTS?1?1?1?1??11
And don’t get me wrong, I actually beat the first game at 112 percent, I know about the difficulty, it’s just that Team Cherry went nuts.
Love this game…









