Dec 15, 2018
Holly: Daddy, can you pass the salt?
Collin & Hunter: Ok.
Collin:
Hunter:
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Tabitha:
Bridget:
Cher:
Holly: I can explain
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Holly: Daddy, can you pass the salt?
Collin & Hunter: Ok.
Collin:
Hunter:
Collin:
Hunter:
Tabitha:
Bridget:
Cher:
Holly: I can explain
Holly: We have to step up. For Hunter's sake.
Clary: I think he seems fine.
Holly: Well, that's the problem. Hunter always seems like Mr. Slickster Cool Guy, but he's actually hiding his emotions under a very thick layer of Axe body spray.
Collin: Holly, what have I told you about staying out past your curfew?
Holly: That I need to do it more often.
Collin: Exactly! You need to learn how to have some fun!
Holly: You know, gnomes can be real aggressive sometimes, so it’s important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching.
Holly: *blows airhorn at a gnome* GET FUCKED!
Holly: What do you think is the most appropriate solution to overpopulation?
Blaise: Contraception.
Silas: Education
Lo: Laws that require every orphaned homeless kid to be adopted, so that everyone has their own kids without producing more babies.
Alex: Or we could just fly all the extra kids to Mars.
Micah: Even better- the Hunger Games.
Holly: Micah, no.
Additional Information:
Location: Elkhorn
Kids: One. Helen (five years old.)