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god in hell, before chatgpt people used to have some class. when we needed info we’d ask narnia blogs

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there is a lot of comedy potential in how Elphaba truly cannot comprehend anyone flirting with her. Fiyero flirted with her twice super blatantly and only moved on after being shut down, he stumbled over his words, he brought her flowers, he’s got heart eye disease so bad its chronic.

Elphaba: Oz, I wish I was the girl for you

Fiyero:

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Velvette stomping and screaming: “I can’t believe all that talk of us and together that racist asshole just orders me-!”

Valentino throwing things at the wall: “I am not his fucking bitch or his consolation prize I am-“

Alastor cackling evilly and spinning in his chair:

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writing fanfiction is just making other people read my daydreams and getting compliments for it which is better than cocaine and half of why i even bother being alive

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the close-up shot on Fiyero and Feldspur’s legs as they walk into Shiz proper kills me, you’re telling me those two are so in sync they’re literally in step with each other even off the saddle? Fiyero struts about the place like a stallion cause his bff is a Horse? Is he wearing blue so they match??

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if I did a Doctor Who reboot, I’d make a bunch of teens and their science and history teachers find the Tardis and accidentally travel in time then have to figure out how to use the machine to make it home. It’ll be heavily hinted throughout the season that one of the kids is likely Doctor Who but lost their memories. In the season finale, some old grumpy white British guy shows up and they fight him and it’s revealed he is the Doctor and the kid is the Master. But this means nothing to the kids and their teachers so they celebrate it as a victory. Every other episode would be a historical story with no aliens. Thank you.

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Fiyero: He is not just an Animal, he’s intelligent, he’s brave, he has heart- he’s my best friend! I’d die without him! Feldspur is just as, or even more, important to me than anyone!!

Feldspur: Fiyero is my pet.

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as someone who has many times dropped (so so so so many) fucking I’m-not-interested hints and even explicitly said “I’m not interested” to people and they STILL ask me out (me: “i dont like you” them: “i love you lets date” me: laughing cause wtFUCK), and also as someone who hates being touched on the back THE MOST (its the worst spot! and standing right behind me?? No no no!)

Alastor could have been meaner to Vox that’s fine