#hollytalks!

[someonestrawberry]

saw I trap: hey girlie! this guy is dead. but he has a key in his tummy!! could you get it out to save yourself??

saw traps II and up: preform brain surgery on yourself then eat your own arm then watch your wife be brutally murdered then melt all your skin off with this acid then kill 7 innocent bystanders. you have 45 seconds. now you'll think twice about taking antidepressants.

[someonestrawberry]

[someonestrawberry]

my favorite episode of jojos is the one where they eat spaghetti that's so good they think it has to be evil but it's just really good pasta

[someonestrawberry]

the year is 2025. the LONG anticipated saw XI has just hit theaters worldwide. you’re sitting in the theatre and “Hello Zep” begins to play. tensions are high. suddenly, he appears. Adam Stanheight, in the flesh. he’s alive. he’s been alive the whole time. the scene quickly cuts to a 1.5 second clip of Adam and Lawrence fucking on the bathroom floor. the credits roll.

[someonestrawberry]

[someonestrawberry]

they couldn’t show mark in the mask before his reveal ever because he would have just

gee i wonder who it is

(background photo stolen from @emtropi)

[someonestrawberry]

i just KNOW amanda was so pissed when she realized she had to ask mark to lift kerry for the angel wings trap

[someonestrawberry]

name anything more down bad than getting shot by a guy and then still beating someone to death for him