#hollywoodkitty

[therealqfabray]

TEXT MESSAGE ⇄ QUINN & KITTY

QUINN: Kitty Kat.

QUINN: Are the claws coming out to play with weekend? I think the entire campus has been invited to a party reminiscent of a five year olds birthday, myself included, so you're going, right?

[-masonmccarthy]

TXTMSG ✉ MASON ⇄ KITTY

MASON: I saw a squirrel earlier and imagined it wearing a hat. Definitely blaming you.

[-madisonmccarthy]

TXTMSG ✉ MADISON ⇄ KITTY

MADISON: I took the liberty of picking out the finest karaoke bars in Savannah for our girls' night!

MADISON: Spice Girls tributes are always a go, correct?

[therealqfabray]

text message ⇄ quinn & kitty

QUINN: I need some advice, or whatever you want to call it. But you're actually the one person in my life who'll give it to me straight and who know's like, everything.

QUINN: I know I don't have the largest assets up top, and I know my breasts are small, but do you think they're like, /too/ small? This is weird, I know. But God forbid I ask a guy about this, and you're not paid to be nice to me.

[-masonmccarthy]

TXTMSG ✉ MASON ⇄ KITTY

MASON: What's with everyone thinking you want to order a McWilde combo???

[-masonmccarthy]

TXTMSG ✉ MASON ⇄ KITTY

MASON: ARE YOU PACKING ME FOR SPRING BREAK?

MASON: Probably not. I'm too big to put in a suitcase.

MASON: You could fit in mine. EEEEEEEEE-ZEEEE

[-madisonmccarthy]

TXTMSG ✉ MADISON ⇄ KITTY

MADISON: KITTY, HI! This is Madison! McCarthy. Which I'm not sure if you needed the clarification for or not, you could know a bunch of Madisons, but anyway, hi!

MADISON: I'm narrowing down karaoke choices, and I wanted to get your take on eighties music? Blondie, The Bangles, Cyndi Lauper?