this is a birthday message to my cat LOL
My dearest Holmsie,
I know you cannot read or understand English or even know the function of a computer but I must tell you these things, you squishy sweater. I was never a cat person growing up. I had dogs my entire life and I just never liked cats. In my eyes they scratched, were annoying, destroyed everything, and weren't all that great.
Until I adopted you two years ago never would I have thought I would have turned into a cat lover. You're the chillest feline and you're so smart and gentle and kind despite your horrible upbringing that led to your fostering. Though some of your habits and tendencies are annoying, what child doesn't have those quirks? You are the perfect son to me and you have opened my eyes to a world I never thought I'd see in this light.
I wanted a dog and financially and time-wise I didn't have either, and when Mom and I found you I knew you were the one. You have made me cry with anger and joy, have something to come home to that loves me whether you want to admit it or not (you're very stubborn and macho), and you have made my life that much better.
Thank you, Sherlock Holmes, you have changed a mind that I thought could not be changed. You are my everything and I love the damned snot out of you. Happy birthday, crusty apple core.
Your Mamma, Megu
