Apr 3
My Brain: okay so it's hard to keep track of time during the school holidays; what day is it today?.
Me: bestie. my child. My Beloved. It is 17:00 and you've already been to 3 church services today. Your throat hurts from reading - in the past six days you've been St Matthew, Pilate and assorted Servant Girls. You literally stabbed yourself on a literal crown of thorns this very afternoon. I'm just going to say: take a frickin' GUESS what day it is today....
My Brain: I didn't have a bath last night. Last night was bath night. I didn't have a bath even though it was bath night so now I don't know what day it is.
Me: You didn't have a bath last night because you were in church for 4.5 hours.