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Saint Longinus - St Peter's Basilica, Vatican City

by Gian Lorenzo Bernini

Longinus Pierces the Side of Christ - Gerard de la Vallee

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Okay, I did some reading, and some people (conspiracy theorists) think that Hitler and George Patton had possession of the Spear of Destiny at different times.

So I’m just imagining.

A master has found it. The Holy Spear. The Spear of Destiny! With this, certainly they can win the Holy Grail War. With no one other than Jesus at their side, certainly they are a shoe in to win. Even if they go against King Arthur, certainly the power of the Spear of Destiny in the hands of Jesus himself would be able to overrule the myth and might of Excalibur! And so this master goes about trying to summon Jesus. Finally it works, but as the dust of their summoning clears...

They got General Patton instead. He’s a Rider. A(n irresoinsible) Rider of cars. I mean, it’s great to have this famous general on your side in the war! He’s smart, and ruthless in his tactics. But also you know. You expected to get someone... Kinda different. At least you didn’t get Hitler.