#holypersonality

[bestfarmhorsethissideofequestria]

holypersonality reblogged your post:[[okay no seriously I need to think of a way that...

Would Jesus be there…can he be there?

[[omfg]]

[bestfarmhorsethissideofequestria]

I''d say your portrayal of AJ is pretty good.

[[thank you Jesus]]

[bestfarmhorsethissideofequestria]

Jesus pops his head out of the an apple tree. "Bored, you say?"

Applejack promptly jumps and falls over in surprise before gathering her wits back and shooting him a look. "Don't do that, partner. Dang near gave me a heart attack!"

[bestfarmhorsethissideofequestria]

(I regret nothing.) Jesus wandered the apple orchard. Pacing about like he was waiting for someone to arrive.

The creature looked...odd. She hadn't seen much anything quite like it, not even in her travels while saving Equestria. But she had to ask what it wanted, and she trotted up towards it.

"Uh. 'scuse me? Partner? Y'all waitin' for somepony?"

[bestfarmhorsethissideofequestria]

holypersonality replied to your post:[[now that the stress is gone and things are okay...

*Raises hand slowly*

[[y'all motherfuckers need Je-

oh

wait a second]]

[hey-its-crow-for-now]

"Release me!"

((Yo dipper is literally an angel in chains he cant kidnap anyone and he wouldnt))

[itrhymeswithtable]

"You know, child? I personally love lots of holidays, even the ones I didn't celebrate. Hanukkah, for example. I like it, great culture and great people. I like Christmas, too. But Hanukkah is great in its own way. Right?"

"You're Jesus? Aren't you Jewish? So wouldn't you celebrate Hannukah anyways?"

[weeniecorduroy]

holypersonality started following you

     "Do I know you, dude? I don't think I've seen you around town before."