#holyshellheadbatman

[flamexn]

@holyshellheadbatman​

“Hey there TinMan...what pulls you outta your tower and over to ours?”

[dearspidey]

@holyshellheadbatman from x

“How many large pizzas can you eat in one go?”  Because pizza and movie nights always went together.

“Is that a challenge? Or are you just asking because you’re ordering pizza?”

[asgardianhammer]

Tony flopped over with a dramatic sigh. "Love me."

[ ϟ ] —– A prickling warmth still traveled from throat to stomach, a generous trickle of drink leaving a pathway of glowing heat in its wake.

Familiar it had become, the faux melodramatic acts performed by the inventor; the near exasperated way in which the words were uttered prodding a budding flicker of amusement into a well-lit, bursting flame of mirth that is released as loud, rumbling chortle.

‘ This very instant, right here?’ 

With the reach of a hand it briefly appears the god was intent on obliging immediately, yet instead of an equally dramatic response calloused thumb simply brushes over the mortal’s cheek. Somewhere in the corner of the large communal living room their comrades were engaged in a conversation that every now and then - like a comforting wash of sunlight - is interrupted by their laughter.

‘ I have no objection to any public displays of affection, as you are well aware. However, I would rather not give them a collective heart attack just yet. Unless you insist?’

[wantediniceland]

@holyshellheadbatman

[text: Tony] Help, I’m in danger. [text: Tony] Crap not really don’t send a helicopter, it was hyperbole.

[hawkbvtt]

@holyshellheadbatman​  hit  that  like  button !!

              “  y’know––––––  ”    raw  voice  cracks  over  the  word,  has  clint  looking  down  and  then  to  the  side.   he  doesn’t  look  at  tony.   not  for  a  LONG  time.   not  until  he  gets  his  words  right  in  his  head.   “  ––––i  didn’t  mean  to  just  DISAPPEAR  tony,  you  could  have...   i  dunno  you  could  have  at  least––  ”   everything  is  futile,  the  right  words  will  not  come  out.   tony  couldn’t  have  done  a  thing,  and  clint  knows  it.

       “  you  could  have  saved  my  body  wash,  at  least.  ”   he  settles  with  something  stupid,  something  whole  -  heartedly  HIMSELF,  something  to  make  it  seem  like  he  hasn’t  been  gone  for  what  seems  like  centuries.   “  do  you  know  how  long  it  took  me  in  wal  -  mart  to  decide  which  one  i  liked ??   a  LONG  TIME.  ”

[hittcr-a]

@holyshellheadbatman

                “you’re-- -” he knew who he was. a myth, really. eliot got it. even if they’d sort of come from very different places. “i know what they said about your project...” but he was kind of hoping tony might be able to help him in that respect. “i-- -” he glanced down at his hands, scarred and calloused.  “can’t do it.” drift. he couldn’t drift with other people. not since jake had died. not since cavalry cowboy had been retired.  

[thewanderingsoldier]

// So AVAC added sidekick!Bucky to the game...and I’m highly amused that his first set of missions happens to be titled “Up All Night to Get Bucky“

[wantediniceland]

(( @holyshellheadbatman continued from here ))

Hardison thanked JARVIS for snitching and reached over to move Tony’s project aside. He was careful, hands as familiar with the small parts as Tony’s, and when Tony protested he climbed onto his lap, straddling him backwards so that their chests were pressed together. “Your AI likes me best, what are you gonna do about it?” he whispered, breath touching Tony’s lips, before reaching behind him to hand over a plate of pizza pockets and a glass of water. “You’re gonna get a headache if you don’t eat.”