#homonculus posting

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🗣🗣🗣 WE ARE CHARLIE SQUIRTTTTTT WE CARRY THE SHART 🔥🔥🔥

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had a dream last night that I don't remember (only thing I remember is dogs with human faces) and when I woke up (3:15) I was on the opposite end of the bed. like my feet were at the headrest. I sometimes will sleep like this but like. I dont remember switching around. what happen

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my joy. my whimsy. it has been trained through the depths of despair, forged through the fires of hate. (I stand, leveling my sword with your throat.)

and yet, through my trials... (dramatic pause) I remain silly.

*METAL GEAR RISING - REVENGEANCE soundtrack begins to play*,

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cum *extremely loud sound, like all the angels of heaven screaming at once and then promptly cut off by a force beyond us, beyond everything and oh God he's here*

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I <3 highlighting words in posts. I sit here in my house and just be. who said that. that door wasn't there before. who's in my house

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I really like the fact that people are being jusged by egyptian standards again. makes me hope yhat one day I will be able to see my heart plummet through the floor after being weighed against the feather

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these hips lie and now my whole femur hurts. what are we doing gang how we feeling

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Girl help we went on a paldean vacaton and my Duraludon found a metal alloy. I didn't even know Archaludon was a thing, apparently it's recently discovered? sort of like steelix back in the day? I need to know if she's got different dietary or care needs, or even a different type gained on evolution? It's been trying to zap pidgeots out of the sky ever since we got back home. My bannete lives in fear.