Lvl 1, beginner dungeon fodder

They hate me for my common drops and poor spawn rate 18 mtf

[byjove]

these thangs have venomous bites and go on sexcations

[charlizetheronsbush-official]

i think cookie clicker guy should try estrogen

[koboldening]

@orteil42 please advise

[yay-bunnies-world]

bunnies just invented a new tropical cocktail called Catalytic Fuckverter

[koboldening]

one sip and you Understand the durian and why it's like that

[strange-aeons]

Not to be dramatic or anything but waking up with this bug in my bed literally makes life worth living

[strange-aeons]

BUG IN MY BED!!!!

[godlessondheimite]

“ice water makes you sick” “ice water gives you stomach cramps” i’m sorry if i have a hardy and oxlike american constitution but unless you have underlying health issues, the only water temperature that should cause adverse health effects is if you chug a gallon of boiling hot water that has also been laced with nefarious chemicals

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star-deacti]

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

[yanguang]

the cutes..

[enki2]

[frontmansdefender]

Oh Wikipedia. Never change

[whencircuitsshort]

why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and you are trying to kill me. go

[andromeda708]

Petplay but im an exotic bird being smuggled across border lines

[turing-tested]

IVE BEEN HANGING OUT WITH MY FRIEND FOR LIKE A YEAR NOW AND IT TURNS OUT WE KNEW EACH OTHER AND WERE FRIENDS WITH EACH OTHER PRETRANSITION

[turing-tested]

we we’re talking about how we had a mutual friend and how that was so wild and then they mentioned another friend i knew and i was like “yeah i played soccer with them both in the park” and my friend was like “wait does your deadname start with a C” and it turns out she was also there and we just had no idea who each other was this entire time till now

[asymbina]

This is fucking wild

[lesbianredpanda]

[professorsparklepants]

This is half a plot for a modern Shakespearean comedy of errors.

[mananabuffins]

Romcom where two people meet cute and bond over how awful their exes were and plan elaborate revenge schemes but it turns out they both transitioned and are helping to plan revenge plots against themselves

[koboldening]

when the

salad you made

sets your insides aflame

cyclosporeeeee

[houndmother]

girls cant even say “im really proud of myself because ive been working to improve my dental hygiene lately” anymore. theyve gotta say some shit like “ive been breaking into flossing culture “

[houndmother]

Girls cant even say “im haunted by the way some combination of being chronically online, the constant bleed together of online and physical spaces, and autistic echolalia result in a roundabout language which turns everything into a joke or an anecdote rather than just. a statement.” anymore. theyve gotta say some shit like “girls dont even abc anymore, theyve gotta xyz”

[comandoll]

rebel: “I like to fight against handlers and the corrupt system”

brainwashed hound: “houndbait”

every damn time

[2808-november-mutt]

girl you were litterally owned by a handler >,<

[byjove]

this cavefish has a concept of the passage of time that no other living animal could fathom

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

need my Tits wet with lobster butter .com

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

vibes who posted this

[original-blog-deactivated]

Original poster deactivated 8’th of November 2025

[daylights-rain]

so I know im big and scary, but I'm not actually marked hostile.

hint: you can click on me and start dialogue