Luffy: The only way Teach is making it outta here alive is if my time is finally up from all the years I’ve shaved off of it.
Zoro sputtering: Idiot! Don’t joke about that!
Luffy: I’m not. That’s the only possible way I see Teach living.
Law: I know you’re really serious right now, and we’re all with you, but I am so proud of the dark humor you’re unintentionally using.
Nami: Weird thing to be proud about.
Usopp: Lets keep it in our pants shall we?













