#honkai_impact_3

[honey-bager]

Kiana: Ta-da! Here's my Ultra-Super-Spicy chili sauce, made with the spiciest of chilies. 🥣

Fu Hua: How much chili did you put in that!?

Kiana: Why are you asking?

Fu Hua: I can smell it from meters away.

Kiana: About...twelve.

Fu Hua: Milligrams?

Kiana: ...chilies. I put in twelve chilies. 😓

Fu Hua: What kind? 😰

Kiana: I think they were called "Carolina Reapers" or something like that. 🤔

Fu Hua: YOU WHAT!!!? 😱

Kiana: I'm beginning to feel that I shouldn't have used that many. 😓

Fu Hua: You're not even supposed to use one whole Carolina Reaper-- that's how spicy they are!

Kiana: Oh, so that's why my hands are blistering.

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[honey-bager]

Skulls

[honey-bager]

Kiana: Come one, come all, to the Magnificent Backward Clocks! Each one set an hour back (not two hours) or your money back, guaranteed!

Theresa: Then why does one clock says 12 o'clock, and the other one says 5 o'clock? 🤔

Kiana: Uh, they're in different time zones. 😅

[honey-bager]

Herrscher of Sentience

[honey-bager]

Happy birthday, Fu Hua!

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[honey-bager]

Welcome Back

[honey-bager]

Theresa: I've put all the clocks an hour forward. 😁

Fu Hua: Um, you were supposed to put them an hour back. 😑

Theresa: Who made you the expert of Daylight Savings? 😡

Kiana: Guys, I have a solution: We should destroy all our clocks and forget about this Daylight Savings crap! 😄

[honey-bager]

Dark Fu Hua