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[piousboy-blog1]

-kisses mun's cheek- Accents

Accent Challenge

5/10

-GRABS AND SNOGS VICIOUSLY- ok

[piousboy-blog1]

I want the K ( why not )

Send me ‘I want the K’ and I’ll generate a number

3. Nose Kiss

Being in Gotham was odd, it had the familiar feel of a bustling city - but was nothing like New York, the streets of Manhatten where he grew up. It was the ideal place to hide, apparently all manner of people lived there, including wizards. Yet Credence craved aspects of the No-Maj life, including everything he hadn’t been allowed to do. 

Singing, dancing, drinking. Credence wasn’t too sure what he thought of the dancing girls, but he definitely liked that there was music, that people were enjoying himself, and that he was able to drink alcohol without hiccuping fire or bursting into laughter.

He was ordering drink after drink, each one different from the one before. Hearing that the owner was here, he sat down next to him, sipping a fruity cocktail. It was like a dessert - also “sinful”.

“Sir?” he said, leaning in and giving him a small kiss just on the bridge of his nose, near his forehead. “I just wanted you to know that this place is incredible. I’ve never been to a bar before.”

[piousboy-blog1]

-kicks everyone out- MY BAE, MY PERFECT BRITISH BOYFRIEND, MY FUTURE HUBBY (*˙︶˙*)☆*°

lol look at this fucking nerd

[honestxcop-blog]

NÃO, PERA.

A Valerie Veil é a VICKI VEIL? Aquela jornalista que tem um affair com o Bruce no primeiro filme do Batman??????????? WTF, O QUE ESTÁ HAVENDO COM GOTHAM? SE A MULHER TEVE UM FURNICOTICO COM O BRUCE, ELA DEVIA SER UMA CRIANÇA QUANDO O JIM ERA JOVEM MANCEBO DETETIVE DE GOTHAM.

O QUE TÁ HAVENDO AQUI???

@honkxhonk

[hungover-and-broke-student]

@honkxhonk I'll be ok, it's been a rough few months. I just hope this semester ends soon

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honkxhonk respondeu a sua postagem “@honkxhonk   #[ PARECE QUE ELES TÃO DEITADOS NA MESMA CAMA ]   #[ SÓ...”

[ Prepara o ombro amigo e se pá o sofá da sala. Oswald vai precisar de um chamego depois que o Ed der um pé na bunda dele. ]

// MAS O QUE!! Como assim pé na bunda, ele já se declarou? Já é certo que vai levar toco o Pingueles?

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@honkxhonk  

#[ PARECE QUE ELES TÃO DEITADOS NA MESMA CAMA ]   #[ SÓ QUE O JIMBOLÃO TÁ COM UM TRABUCO NA MÃO TENTANDO AFASTAR OS AVANÇOS DO OSWALD ]

AUSHUASDHAUDHAUDSHAUSDAHUDA JIM PRECISA DE UM TRABUCO PRA MANTER O OSWALD LONGE, É DE SE PENSAR, NE ASDUHASHDA

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" i can see your underwear. ” [ vejo Paris, vejo Belém, vejo a cueca listrada de alguém! ]

five-word sentences

Um nada-contente-na-verdade-bastante-irado Gordon terminou de puxar o zíper da calça e, enquanto ainda afivelava o cinto, virou-se na direção de Oswald.

--- O que caralhos você tá fazendo aqui?