#hoooly hell

[benjaboyisatwink]

UPDATING MY MASTERLIST!!!

expect sobbing and wailing in the background!

[murderofsomeone]

WE GOT FUCKING HD HIP HOP CHERRY POP

[sexysilverstrider]

guess who married laslow

[itljeon]

ITS LIKE 2AM AND I JUST CAME BACK FROM STAR WARS

[erynaran]

fabulous-finrod

Thranduil sighed, rolling his closed eyes as Finrod spoke up once again to complain about the heat. It was the height of summer, and the heat was nearly unbearable with their soon-to-be-fixed air conditioner out of the picture. Finrod had been tossing and turning, needing to sleep with a blanket but being too warm to, and complaining all the while. Thranduil noticed that he had already stripped down to his underwear, in contrast to Thranduil's tolerance for pajama pants, and the muscles in his jaw flexed with irritation.

As Finrod went to speak again, Thranduil nearly groaned. Turning himself, he leaned up onto one arm and put one thigh between the other man's, pressing down against him as he leaned down to his ear. "Finrod Felagund, if you don't shut your mouth about how hot it is, I will give you a reason to feel hot," he growled, voice low and thick.

[fritzbucket]

H-HOOOLY FUCK.

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED

[honouraryfirstofficerslog-blog]

Oh what, because you're some big hotshot soldier, you're suddenly too good to talk to your mother?

Mom, I just said I’d call you as soon as I’m off duty! I just can’t talk to you on this channel because there’s a lot of classified information flying around, and I—-wait, how did you even reach me here? 

[eyesontaybert]