#hoooo

[venomstigmata]

yknow the "saxophones are getting louder" meme

I do that but with the opening of blurred lines

[cultofsineadoconner]

[cultofsineadoconner]

[claisave]

[ possessive ] sender fucks receiver like they’re trying to make sure no one else ever will >:3

what'd began as soon as the front door had closed behind them in haste, had quickly led the couple towards the bedroom, a few pieces of springtime clothing decorating the floors as if marking a path towards where the sounds of breaths and rustling sheets were now coming from. while claire had been fully aware of her plus one's antipathy toward her boss, it'd still managed to catch her by surprise how it had only taken a handshake and a minute of small talk for leon's tolerance to evaporate. as 𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 as the way of sarcasm's fine lines dying on his tongue could've been, the hungry kisses shared in the privacy and comfort of home had most efficiently muffled her any and all potential questions.

the hasty fondling and fumbling with her straddling him, her both hands exploring the familiar shapes and old pains of life scattered all across the warmth on his upper body, experienced a swift turn towards something a bit more demanding from his side, for soon it was her beneath him instead. one glance and a quick nod of consent later she let him have what he 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐝 and desired; within the following minutes there was nothing else for her to feel nor focus on than the intensity of pleasure's sweet peaks that kept tormenting her core, leon's touches finding her most sensitive spots with ease again and again until it was his turn to chase for his own release.

and chase he certainly did. his lips on hers swallowed the sounds of nearly overwhelming sensations — every moan and sharp gasp — escaping her throat in between the firm thrusts. with claire's hands squeezing the soft cotton of the pillow supporting the back of her spinning mind and him guiding her flush against him by her waist, the thoughts of earlier encounter with her boss were long gone.

[ina-cares]

had to explain to someone why calling someone a “dumb blonde” and calling someone a “dirty monkey indian” weren’t the same thing

[the-unsung-lament]

Tale of Gaming Hunger: Night 3

@automaton-otto

"Oh, I agree, Miss. 'Tis better to survive the night in closer quarters as to not lose body heat. Though I must ask... do you prefer me like this, wherein I have down feathers for better warmth? Or....

Quick change!

"Perhaps you prefer this so it's less weird?"

Nils, you know FULL WELL this isn't helping either!

[cranberrrysoup]

Applejack with her hair down send tweet

[gochujangst]

I know absolutely nothing about megaman but because of Vinny's recent sm64 stream I now have a forever favorite character