CranberrySoup

Project Hail Mary | LOTR/TH | DA:O | NO LONGER A NEET!!! GAINFULLY EMPLOYED!!! | Anti-AI so send me silly pictures to poorly edit ⬇️

[cranberrrysoup]

Hello!!! My name is Soup and welcome to my blog :3

Asexual 20-something | she/her (altho i don't really care) | USA

Tag me! My dash moves fast and also I love attention!

I post mostly about Project Hail Mary right now, with a little bit of Hobbit/LOTR and Dragon Age : Origins mixed in.

I have a Project Hail Mary OC / AU! I post about her frequently under #pok from pavonis (and related reblogs under #pokcore) Second and Third OC have dropped! Crystal Ball/D4 dont have a tag yet tho lol

I also make art (new iPad, very excited) That's all under #cranbart

Any asks are tagged with #Thoup

I have some stuff over on AO3 : CranberrySoup (That's 1 less r than here!)

ANTI-AI

[cranberrrysoup]

devistaing news chat getting up an hour early makes the morning experience drastically more pleasant. :/

[cranberrrysoup]

😭 6 am 😭😭😭😭😭😭 whyyyy

[hailmarysuggest]

Eridian’s being like ‘Grace is a grown man with a job btw’ but they say it the same way we point at service pets who are being whiny babies when they’re off the clock.

[theminttu]

This movie was AMAZING

[unicafavorita]

Ryland Grace would have the craziest author's notes. "Hello, guys. Sorry I haven't updated in 11 years I just got sent to space and I didn't know they put me in a coma. Anyway, here's chapter 23. I hope you enjoy :)"

[themeeplord]

✦ Grace Rocky Save Stars ✦

Across the vastness of space, against all odds, the most unlikely of souls find each other's savior and hero.

I'm so emotional over these two..

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

The idea of Grace and Stratt both being aroace is funny to me because they're at like opposite ends of the spectrum when it comes to their opinions on sex and romance.

Grace is utterly baffled as to why anyone would think that he and Stratt might be fucking.

That's just his boss, who he spends all his time with, who trusts him with parts of herself that she wouldn't show to anybody else and who seems to view him as simultaneously her bulwark against dealing with other humans and her last link to them.

This is clearly a professional relationship.

Meanwhile book!Stratt canonically argued that the Hail Mary crew should be made up entirely of straight men, out of the belief that if there was even the slightest chance that anyone on board could find anyone else on board attractive, they would all immediately fuck and then kill each other.

[bodeckerhedron]

RYAN GOSLING as LARS LINDSTROM

➤• LARS AND THE REAL GIRL (2007) DIR. CRIAG GILLESPIE

[dotty-literati]

the big mamdani

[dotty-literati]

[eldr1tch-cr0w]

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

glimpse into my beautiful imaginary world where arthropods are really big and we domesticated them

edit: people are starting to say some "my worst nightmare" or "eeeww no that one is yucky and scary" comments on this like they do on any bug post and id like to say. it's fine if you don't like bugs it's fine if you're scared of bugs but don't put that on MY post clearly talking about how much i like them and how cute i think they are. you can make your own damn post about how much you hate wasps or spiders or whatever. i'm blocking people who make these kinds of comments.

[magicalmrmephistopheles]

I work in landscaping and the image of having to move snails out of my way but now they’re big™️ is cracking me up

[prudejudee]

Mmm me thinks rocktiz x chubby reader x ryland hmm i thinks harddd.... yess.....

[s4turn3st]

OH OH OH MY GOD YESSSS

[justabigoldnerd]

IN LIGHT OF "PROJECT HAIL MARY", "IRON LUNG" SUCCESS, NASA IS SENDING HOLLYWOOD HEARTTHROB RYAN GOSLING AND YOUTUBE PERSONALITY MARKIPLIER INTO SPACE— TOGTHER THIS TIME

We asked them for their thoughts:

MARK: It's a dream come true, honestly! I'm thrilled!

RYAN: They're doing what.

MARK: I've always loved space, ever since I was a little kid, and its been such a huge part of my channel- go check out "In Space With Markiplier" if you haven't already, by the way.

RYAN: I- I didn't agree- Nobody asked me to- When did this get greenlit?!

MARK: Man, I just can't wait, y'know? This is the best thing that's ever happened to me. Hands down.

RYAN: I am not going to space!! I'm not going! Who told you this was happening?! When is it happening?! I- I've gotta call my wife, we- I have to go, sorry-

MARK: I hope they let me bring my GoPro!

[hailmarysuggest]

I just think that Rocky is the most feral possessive bitch to ever exist when it comes to Grace. Sorry, if you don’t fix my space horse I’m NOT giving you any of the bacteria we almost died to get- oh hello mate Adrian, yes yes, Rocky DOES think this is perfectly rational, why do you ask? No, Rocky ran out of his Eridian Lexapro like four years ago this is now a hostage negotiation-

[bubblegum-gf]

more book liveblogging. they nuked antarctica. it’s fantastic

[silme-lorien]

boromir of gondor IS saying this in 2026 goodnight

[snifsnoof]

this in: middle-aged mans first known encounter with flirtatious remark (confused)