@nappainanotherdimension // continued from here
Well…Princess Ayeka was really pickled.
His question was more about what kind of silly pranks she might have pulled in the past. Perhaps uh…dancing with a mannequin and disrupting a party counted as mischievous in her book. The mental image was pretty funny though!
As Ayeka sang her fusion of two songs off-key in his face, Nappa wondered out loud, “So…is the This and That Fusion Dance thing some kind of Juraian courtship ritual? Or is that a euphemism?” He had no idea if he’d get a coherent answer back, or if the princess would even hear him over her own voice. The just buzzed Saiyan warrior didn’t really think before asking these things out loud.
On the note where the fusion of her two songs indicated a swirling crescendo of gospel choirs, power ballad chords and the children la-la-laing to a death fugue sequence, the princess took another swig -- longer this time, intent on emptying the bottle. Only a drip of the drink remained within, and having failed in getting this last drip, slammed it down on the table.
"THE THIS AND THAT FUSION DANCE ISH BOTH!!"
"...if I knew what a euphemamishhim was," added the giggly princess, the alcohol already displaying its effects on her brain. If this were drugs, her brain would be a delicious breakfast we could all eat and enjoy! (We heard some paprika accentuates the spinal fluid.)
“Lord Garrappa pa pa, you mean ol’ man! I shoulsndn be saying secrets of the Juraian Bridessgroooming Ritual without Lord Tenshchi around....or anyone else marrriagebalellll--” And a loud hiccup that evolved into a large BURP came out of her mouth, her eyes lidding in and out. “...Ish there more Capsule Cookiesh around?”
