Hi guys I'm going insane trying to find a weird obscure song let me know if you know where to find it
It was a remix of zefrank's "True Facts About The Sea Pig" video from 2013 by Adam Young (Owl City) (yeah I know this is weird as fuck ok why do you think I need help finding it). At the time, he was relatively active on tumblr and released silly songs like this sometimes, and I already checked the last blog I know of him using (adamyoungofficial).
I apologize for the crass nature of the following lyrics, but I find it important people understand the enormity of this song and are able to locate it. Here's what I remember from it:
Bacon from a land pig tastes delicious, while bacon from a sea pig tastes like a fish farted on a dirty beach cracker (fish farted on a dirty beach cracker (repeats))
If your mouth fills up with seawater, then you're probably an an idiot
If your mouth fills up with seawater, then you're probably an an anus
The sea cucumber breathes though its anus (anus (repeats))
I think there were also fart sound effects in it. that's all I remember please help me find this I need it so bad please please please please please please please please pleaasejsap