In commemoration of the hightlight of today’s Hopestatic P7S prog session, and likely the lives of everyone involved in this riveting sequence of events, where the countdown was started while our resident tank and prasing beast, @redwhitebreeze, was momentarily absent, leading to Eorzea’s most heated session of ping pong between @lc87 and @nifinof as they pulled the kind of advanced Rescue maneuvers that would have made Scorpion of MK fame blush with sheer envy in order to juggle Rasetsu Enryuu’s fat fucking ham of a lizard ass around the boss’ initial salvo of mechanics, somehow managing to keep him alive for enough minutes for the man behind the lizard to come back in time to take control of the situation, all while blinking his way through the utter confusion of the situation he had just walked back to like