Can we have more dirty talking killugon please? We're very thirsty •w•
Gon is the talkative type, he doesnt even have to try to dirty talk, his natural narration does it for him. He’ll comment on how hard Killua is, or how good he’s feeling. The best is when he’s at a complete loss for words, unable to process speech because he’s in such a state of sexual euphoria. When this happens its Killua that usually takes the lead. Killua, unlike gon, is a whisperer. He’ll lean in and start speaking in gon’s ear, sometimes he says sweet things, but sometimes he’s very vulgar. Asking gon, “oh you like that? You’re such a slut for my cock, admit it, you want to feel me pulse inside, want to feel my cock get bigger, cmon then ride me, ride me like the slut you are.”Of course they also talk about this beforehand so it’s completely consensual.
Killua at first doesn’t want to be called a whore most of the time so gon never says it unless Killua prompts him to like: “I’ll be your little whore just for tonight so you better fuck me for all I’m worth”
Omg your nsfw kirugon headcanons are the best Gimme more
It’s been a while *cracks fingers*, let’s talk about poledancer!Killua for a moment. Not really nsfw because I got caught up??? IM SORRY
Killua needs a way to pay his bills and student loans that his parents refuse to pay for since it wasn’t for a business degree like they had wanted. Without a past job and no previous experience he had little choice, so he became a stripper. He started pole dancing instead of just stripping since he could be just out of the reach of the crowd, not to mention it actually took quite a bit of muscle so not all the guys could do it (which meant less competition for tips). The thing about Killua is that he learns fast. He quickly learns the ropes and performs stunningly.
Sometimes Killua isn’t in the mood to dance, but he puts up with it for the money that he needs. Other times he’ll be 110% into it, giving customers come hither looks and teasing the patrons with every trick in the book.
There are a lot of scumbags in the club at his shows but sometimes there’s some interesting gold nuggets in the crowd (like the young heir of a big-time bank owner), or just people who were nice out of courtesy rather than arousal. Gon was one of the latter.
Instead of being enamored by Killua’s dancing he had the gall to slip him a $5 and ask “how much can you bench???”
It’s not until further into the friendship does Gon really understand the sexual nature of Killua’s job. Killua isn’t allowed to be touched by patrons, but somehow to Gon the look in their eyes is still enough to make him see red. He knows it’s wrong to tell Killua to get another job if he doesn’t want to so he tries to give hints that he would be there if Killua needs anything.
Gon’s feelings finally become more clear when he sees Killua dance one particular night (he’d only seen Killua dance 2-3 times since he can’t afford getting into the club everynight, the first time was only for a friend’s sake since they had wanted company for the visit). On that night the song was very slow, slow enough that Gon didn’t think Killua could dance to it. Instead Killua surprised him by starting out graceful and sensual, easily gliding himself around the pole and then hooking the back of one of his knees to it up high and arching his back like a bow so he could gaze at the crowd upside down.
Sometime in the middle of his show Killua catches Gon staring, their eyes meet. Gon can’t look away. And Gon thinks “oh.”
olivemeister replied to your post “olivemeister replied to your post “olivemeister replied to your post...”
"im fine jsut did a lot of exericise kidna stuff, my arms hrut so irts hard to ttype im gonna slepe a little bit o kb ye"
killua brings it up later and gon’s like “yeah no i just was tired,yeah ahahahahhahhahahhaha”
olivemeister replied to your post “olivemeister replied to your post “olivemeister replied to your post...”
"gon. yo hey gon i wanna try something out. can i see if i can bounce a quarter off your ass. but. you gotta take your pants off or else it won't work"
“don’t worry about it gon, bro I just wanna see if your ass can do it, yeahyeah but you gotta take off your boxers too else it wont work”
olivemeister replied to your post “olivemeister replied to your post “olivemeister replied to your post...”
killua's horrified realization fades away into grudging acceptance of the fact that he's hard as a rock thinking about gon's ass
the worst part is that now he’s more aware of gon’s ass, like he might’ve just admired it before, but now he’s practically in love with it and secretly thanks the gods that gon enjoys shorts (those THIGHS, what killua would do to have his head between them).
If you pay attention closely you can see killua looking at gon’s ass angrily, definitely cursing mentally because it just isn’t fair
olivemeister replied to your post “olivemeister replied to your post “olivemeister replied to your post...”
he runs out of tissues and stares at the ceiling like "god has failed me and my best friend is too hot". killua calls him because he's getting really concerned and every alarm bell in the world goes off in gon's head because he can't not answer omg
holyshit. Gon’s just sitting there with cum on his torso and hand looking at the empty tissue box. He has to shuffle himself into the bathroom but he’s not even halfway through that nsfw tag and he’s not sure if he can keep going at that pace.
Gon texting killua like “im okay mnadont wory jsut tiredd so imgnnoa slepe”
and killua’s still worried because gon is taking forever to reply too
undercover-witch replied to your post “undercover-witch replied to your post “undercover-witch replied to...”
it's one helluva story though. "we got together because killua posted his erection on his blog" pffff, they gotta make up some bs romantic story. cocky killua is the killua i adore with every fiber of my being.
BLESS COCKY KILLUA. But also yeah once Gon told some people how they actually got together once Killua quickly decided that no one is allowed to know about it and tells gon a different story to tell people.
oh but after they get together Killua stops posting dick pics for a while until finally he posts one of both him and Gon. And it’s just Killua sitting on gon’s thighs so that both their dicks are visible along with some streams of cum on gon’s torso. Just captions it “sorry guys i’ve been busy with more important matters”
olivemeister replied to your post “olivemeister replied to your post “undercover-witch replied to your...”
when he realizes he's got a fucking pattern he just stops dead and goes "shit, shit. shti. shit. fuck. shit. balls. holy fuckanus. i wanna rail gon. shit, oh man."
BLESS. HE’S LIKE WAITTTT WAITWAITWAIT.
and when he goes back through now he’s explicitly imagining all those models as Gon and he’s just screaming on the inside because he wants to fuck gon, he wants to. FUCK. GON. like really bad. Like he can’t even pretend he doesn’t want to.
undercover-witch replied to your post “undercover-witch replied to your post “I imagine Gon just replaces...”
killua could play springtime really well especially knowing how horny she is for him. he could ask her about scars. 'i want to kiss your scars princess, tell me where, guide my lips.' and gon tells killua about the scar on his shoulder. BUSTED!
HAHAAAA PERFECT, and gon doesn’t even think anything of it until the next time they’re together and Killua touches the scar on Gon’s shoulder while they’re talking
“remind me when you got this?”
and gon just. freezes. like WAITWAITWAITWAIT killua doesn’t know does he??
maybe if he’s confident enough, Killua kisses it and says “Mito-san said that kisses help scars heal”
