#horoscope things

[sarah-snook]

I am legally required to say yes to anything that’s asked of me today hdjsks

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Scorpio Characteristics.

  Scorpio is one of the most profound and outwardly impressive signs of the zodiac, with a very intense emotional energy that makes them stand out among peers. Their personalities are truly magnetic, yet they can be volatile and unpredictable at times, like a volcano - but that’s only because they experience deep passion. Like their namesake the Scorpion, Scorpios have sharp powers of self-defense, and when they feel cornered they will lash out. Sometimes they get carried away with their overwhelming feelings. Just like the mythological Phoenix, they burn themselves down and then they revive from the ashes. Scorpio is known for having a very strong imagination and keen intuition. To avoid a tendency toward jealousy, people of this sign need to remind themselves how much they have to offer. 

Scorpio people have a strong, consistent, and lasting commitment to family. And that includes long-time friends who become like members of the family. Even though Scorpio may not see family members on a frequent basis, they can always get back on track quickly and make it seem like no time has lapsed. Scorpio people are strong and independent, and as a parent, those traits set an excellent example for their children. When they are children themselves, though, those same traits may drive their own parents crazy. In sibling relationships, Scorpio people make great confidantes because they know how to keep a secret. 

It may be hard to win the heart of a Scorpio, but once you do, you have someone you can count on for life. People of this sign feel deeply and love passionately, and once someone does them wrong, it can be hard or, more likely, impossible to get back into their good graces. Scorpio is also known as the sexiest sign of the zodiac. They are very affectionate and giving lovers who believe in keeping the fire in a relationship, so if you have a Scorpio lover, get ready for a life of passion and excitement. 

When it comes to money and career, there is no deterring a Scorpio from meeting a goal. Scorpios are excellent at sticking to a budget, and they aren’t afraid of working hard to achieve the financial status they seek. They have strong management skills, they rarely overspend or spend frivolously, and they almost have a sixth sense when it comes to seeking out good investments. Not surprisingly, having these traits, Scorpios are usually very good at managing projects both big and small. 

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Random observations about the signs.

Aries: They really do all tornado, even the most introverted ones. And they’re give you ‘that look’ that confirms they’re shifting into tornado mode and that’s just life until they’re done. Good taste in music.

Taurus: Bad tempers. If they think they don’t have one, they’ve been getting their way for too long. Good at rolling joints.

Gemini: Honestly I’ve never met a Gemini that wasn’t jacked as shit or a witch with an affinity for birds. And one time I met one that was both. Cursed senses of humor. All of them.

Cancers: Highly intuitive and compassionate. Even my straight white cis rich man cancer friend. I’ve met a lot of cancers that were either lowkey monster fuckers or at least had an affinity for monsters. Never met cancer that couldn’t make me laugh.

Leo’s: SASSY and I’m here for it. I’ve never met a Leo I wouldn’t hype man for. Can and will read you to filth.

Virgos: All the Virgos I’ve met have been some form of artist and super talented ones. Virgos have THE eye for aesthetics. Also as a Taurus I’m contractually obligated to be in love with all of them.

Libras: I have never met a Libra that wasn’t lowkey living their life for some one else or making some compromise that wasn’t worth it for someone they love or to be loved. Kinda heavy, sorry. Please help your local Libra.

Scorpio: (to the tune of the TMNT theme) SOFTIES IN A HARD SHELL

Sagittarius: Nobody talks about it (or at least I don’t hear anybody talk about it) but sags are really good at planning. Highly empathetic, great people to vent to if you can handle being told how it is.

Capricorns: Lowkey, nobody partys like the caps. Probs because they work so hard. If you’re going to a party or to the bar with a Cap, keep an eye on them.

Aquarius: Good drivers. Most air signs actually are, but especially Aquarius. Have had to explain empathy and their own emotions to them on multiple occasions. Hippies fueled by logic.

Pieces: Lowkey met a lot of irresponsible or immature pieces. Will have “hard, fast opinions” that are completely different next time you talk. I love them, but they can be a little wishie washie. Need to be protected.

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Nutwood: October 27

   The Nutwood Tree is very adaptable. Its fruit can be cracked open and the seeds can be eaten. When the bark is burnt it creates a fine, black spot that can be mixed with oil and combed through the hair to darken it. And the wood of this tree burns exceptionally well as firewood. Likewise, the very interesting Nutwood Tree person has a nature that is quite contradictory. 

On the one hand, this sign is honest, loyal and very friendly, but can instantly turn into a self-centered egoist when they feel that someone is trying to infringe on their rights. On top of that, Nutwoods tend to have all kind of unusual whims that they may not even try to hide. At times they have extreme and unpredictable mood swings and can become instantly aggressive. 

Nutwood Tree people can be quite unpredictable. One minute they are all lovey-dovey, and the next moment they can be cold and completely indifferent. This sign knows what buttons to push to manipulate the feelings of others. 

Nutwoods truly enjoy being taken care of. They desperately need to be admired and even worshipped. When they don’t get enough attention, Nutwoods may get frustrated and take it out on their loved ones. Also, they sometimes have a very jealous nature. They perceive each and every person as a potential competitor. All these traits make Nutwoods difficult and at times, unpleasent. Nutwoods are often their own worst enemies; they tend to blow everything out of proportion and complicate their own lives. And, because their personality is unpleasant at times, they may not have a confidant to share their worries with. 

The love life of the Nutwood person is also far from being smooth. Nutwoods like to dominate their partner, alternating meanness with endearment. In order to find happiness in love, Nutwoods need to find somebody who will enjoy some level of suffering and be somewhat of a masochist. 

Nutwoods are great strategists. While reasoning, they take into consideration the smallest details that other people may neglect. They can act quickly, but often they need time to think everything through. 

Even the modest Nutwoods want to live their lives to be rich and eventful. They are not afraid to take risks. Their inability to compromise makes them hard to deal with for some people, but Nutwoods don’t care about that. They rely only on themselves, which can offend and alienate their loved ones, eventually driving them away. Those who appreciate their independent nature, however, will love them for what they are.

[iamthecatonthemoon]

Whoever is spreading the propaganda that Pieces are sensitive dreamer types needs to stop.

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Mars in Libra

Mars in Libra can be indecisive, but they do eventually get things done. They procrastinate usually because they are weighing all their options before coming to a decision.

They tend to end up defending themselves and others who they feel are downtrodden. 

Libra Mars is charming, and it is important to them to always appear that way. 

Libra Mars are very good at knowing when problems will occur. They are experts at compromise and conflict management. They follow the rules of social etiquette and have a desire to gain approval. They prefer intellectual pursuits. They are objective and somewhat unemotional and don't like confrontations or battles. 

Mars in Libra needs motivation. They do best when paired with someone they adore. They are affectionate and romantic but have a rather low sex drive. While they can unlock the passions in others, they are fairly conservative themselves. They are very subtle in their approach to sex. Romance is very important, as is lots of sensual contact. Libra Mars can be very skilled at pleasing their partner.

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[theshieldsummoner-blog]

((WHY AM I TANK

I DON’T REALLY LIKE PLAYING TANK

I LIKE PLAYING MAGES LIKE VEL’KOZ AND ZYRA AND KARMA IN THE BOTLANE

BECAUSE I’M TRASH AND CAN’T CARRY MYSELF OUT WITH A UTILITY SUPPORT

I LEGIT DON’T PLAY TANK OUTSIDE OF ARAM

MY LAST FEW GAMES HAVE BEEN SUPPORT OR ADC OR MID

except that one game where i ended up shen botlane but that’s coz i was supposed to be top and we had too much ap so i couldn’t go kennen and then shit happened QQ))

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Jupiter in Virgo

Jupiter in Virgo is luckiest when they are honest, helpful, practical, orderly and pay attention to all the details. They do well in service to others, nutrition, and health.

Virgo Jupiter is a realist. They need to visualize results to feel motivated. They don't like to take risks. While they need direction, goals and strong plans, they appreciate the results at the end.

Jupiter in Virgo likes a solid routine. It helps them feel productive and in harmony. They have high standards set for themselves. Disciplined and discriminating, Jupiter in Virgo can help others to refine their lives and live better. They have a sense of grace. They are known for lending a hand when it is needed and are good at analyzing problems and puzzles.

Jupiter in Virgo is detail oriented, which can slow them down. They are cautious, practical and scientific. They may be rather cynical at times. Their perfectionist ways can hinder them as much as help them. They can become overwhelmed if they are not careful. This is definitely the person you want with you in an emergency, however.

Virgo Jupiter prefers the simple life. Their values promote the basics of life, such as honesty and hard work. They make great progress sticking to their morals and values.

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