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My Taurus sun: Even if something is uncomfortable or difficult you should face it head on. You’re a Taurus anyway, running away from things doesn’t lend a lot to routine/comfort.

My Sagittarius moon: I mean if we just never stop running away from things, that’s technically a routine.

My Taurus sun:....go on

#Taurus sun #Sagittarius moon

Random person: How are you?

What I say: Oh, I’m doing okay.

What I’m actually thinking: Not only did that piece of shit Stanley Kubrick destroy an innocent person’s mental health for a role he thought should be played meek, mild and battered when the source material never painted that character in that light. No not only did he do that, no he also went ahead and took the only black character and gave him a non cannon porn addiction and FUCKING KILLED HIM WHEN HE DOESNT FUCKING DIE IN THE BOOK!

#a child: You don't like The Shining movie because its different than the book #Me: I don't like The shining movie because it's a shitty man's love letter to everything fucking toxic #Once again I am logging into this cursed website to scream #The Shining #stephen king

Ok, but like actual witch culture is when you hang out with a friend and y’all are just chilling. And the friend is like oh yeah: *insert a story that confirms they have some form of entity connected to them and their siblings* And you try to be chill about it, but then they and their siblings confirm the entity is most likely at least diet malicious. And it’s midnight and you’re in a different town then all your witch supplies (and you should have been home hours ago) so you just sort of patch a small charm together out of what you have on you until you can come back the next day with everything you’ll need to protect this family of goons. I am peak exasperated. My witch friends would never. I really need to form a coven or start practicing with friends again so I can protect my non witch friends more adequately (fucking apparently).

#just witchy things #everyone i love makes me want to scream into a void at some point or another #maybe my love language is just screaming

Random observations about the signs.

Aries: They really do all tornado, even the most introverted ones. And they’re give you ‘that look’ that confirms they’re shifting into tornado mode and that’s just life until they’re done. Good taste in music.

Taurus: Bad tempers. If they think they don’t have one, they’ve been getting their way for too long. Good at rolling joints.

Gemini: Honestly I’ve never met a Gemini that wasn’t jacked as shit or a witch with an affinity for birds. And one time I met one that was both. Cursed senses of humor. All of them.

Cancers: Highly intuitive and compassionate. Even my straight white cis rich man cancer friend. I’ve met a lot of cancers that were either lowkey monster fuckers or at least had an affinity for monsters. Never met cancer that couldn’t make me laugh.

Leo’s: SASSY and I’m here for it. I’ve never met a Leo I wouldn’t hype man for. Can and will read you to filth.

Virgos: All the Virgos I’ve met have been some form of artist and super talented ones. Virgos have THE eye for aesthetics. Also as a Taurus I’m contractually obligated to be in love with all of them.

Libras: I have never met a Libra that wasn’t lowkey living their life for some one else or making some compromise that wasn’t worth it for someone they love or to be loved. Kinda heavy, sorry. Please help your local Libra.

Scorpio: (to the tune of the TMNT theme) SOFTIES IN A HARD SHELL

Sagittarius: Nobody talks about it (or at least I don’t hear anybody talk about it) but sags are really good at planning. Highly empathetic, great people to vent to if you can handle being told how it is.

Capricorns: Lowkey, nobody partys like the caps. Probs because they work so hard. If you’re going to a party or to the bar with a Cap, keep an eye on them.

Aquarius: Good drivers. Most air signs actually are, but especially Aquarius. Have had to explain empathy and their own emotions to them on multiple occasions. Hippies fueled by logic.

Pieces: Lowkey met a lot of irresponsible or immature pieces. Will have “hard, fast opinions” that are completely different next time you talk. I love them, but they can be a little wishie washie. Need to be protected.

#horoscope things #blathers

ceajio

A24 x Online Ceramics

charitydingle

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS 2014, dir. Taika Waititi, Jemaine Clement

minavampyra

He can speak. He just chooses not to.

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#me and moo☺️#what we do in the shadows

ghoulishpumpkinz

His eyes will deceive you; they will destroy you. They will take from you your innocence, your pride, and eventually your soul. These eyes do not see what you and I see. Behind these eyes one finds only blackness, the absence of light.

Halloween (2007)

Me seeing literally anything: Could be an omen. Probably some how an omen.

Me after shelf is mysteriously ripped off my wall in the night some how not waking me and some how leaving only one of the many breakable things on it damaged: 🙈🙈🙈 Isn’t it a shame that nothing happens for any reason. Sure have never seen an omen or had the universe try to tell me something in anyway. Ghosts, spirits, forces outside of our knowing or control; I don’t know her.

#i would like to be left alone spirits #and universe #also you can throw me where ever just leave my knick knacks alone

I don’t know what it is about Libras, but I literally avoid conflict at all costs with every other sign except Libras. If it’s me and a Libra squaring up, not only am I swinging first, but I’ve brought a bat.

#horoscope shenanigans #maybe its because I was raised by one idk