#horrible dnd

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Horrible dnd ideas

Homebrew a clown class.

Make the whole party clowns.

Buy a small carosse.

Drive slowly and unthreating as possible to the bbeg private room.

-it is a tiny carosse, how bad can it me?

*7 clowns come out*

[butch-enjoyer]

Horrible dnd ideas

Necromancer shop!

Corps+!!!

[butch-enjoyer]

Horrible dnd ideas

Just fuck it and mirror the map of middle earth and call it the other half of earth.

[butch-enjoyer]

Horrible dnd ideas

When any demon/fey/witch ask you for your first born as payment. Just breed them.

They ask for your firstborn and like amazone, you do same day delivery!

Don't come afterward, crying for things that you ask for! It was your idea and your preferred choice of payment.

[butch-enjoyer]

Actually good DND ideas

Make a rogue

Put all your point in disguises and espionage.

Fake a British accent, even if England isn't a thing in that universe.

Be extremely horny.

Congratulations, now you can play as Austin Powers baby!!!!

[butch-enjoyer]

Horrible dnd ideas

Spell: quaking lactose.

Opon activation,the oc most shake some milk to spawn a 1m² of grass where 1d6 number boys will arrive soon after.

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Actual dnd pro tip!

If you don't want to make a new religion/cult for your campaign, but you need to, just combine all the Abrahamic religion and describe them like if you were an outsiders of them.

Example: the cultists are here every weekend, chanting, making requests to their Gods and feasting upon the blood and flesh of their God.

[butch-enjoyer]

Actually good DND ideas

Weapon concept.

An axe with the shape of an shovel.

Name: push comes to shove.

Each time that you do a thrusting attack, your character is push back 10 meters back.

Imagen you are in combat and the enemies are far away. You attack the ground pushing you backwards, then you use the bonus actions to shot the MF at point-blank range.