I've had roommates in the past and they've pretty much all been shittheads, but it's really embarrassing when it's your family that sucks. My fucking aunt, her 21yr old son &her "husband"(in quotes bc she literally has a boyfriend and hates her husbands guts) have been fucking disgusting. They lost their house so my grandma just kinda volunteered me to help out... Keeping in mind I don't actually know my aunt very much and have talked briefly to her like 3times in 4yrs. Me being a nice person I'm like "ok I guess I'm getting roommates, but it could be cool. Learn about my dead mom &her side of the family from her sister." So she tells me her and her husband and two dogs will come over and she really appreciates it blahblahblah etc. she says they should only be staying a week or twoHAHAHAHAHA FUCKYOU ITS BEEN OVER A YEAR. Anyway she shows up and her 21yr old son is with her... And I'm confused bc she didn't mention him or anything so I'm annoyed but whatever it's not like it they're gonna be her forever... LMFAO SURPRISE BITCH THEY NEVER LEAVE. Tbh I should have changed my mind when my grandma messaged me before they got there that my aunts husband is a terrible abusive person who ruined her daughters life and oh also he was a heroin addict for 10yrs and he's currently a huge drunk and he just got his first job in their entire 20 years together, 4months ago so let grandma know if he's being shitty... Fucking what.. But I'm like hey if he's that terrible maybe I can help my aunt leave this douchebag...HAHA IM TOO NICE So after a month of them being here I ask what's up with their housing plans and my aunt tells me their on some call list for some apartments but it's hard bc they have two pit bulls (understandable) and her husband has a felony and they have no credit....(whAIT WAT) I mean I get that's not something you wanna share but if it's gonna effect how long it takes you to move out maybe let me know... At this point they haven't been too terrible, my aunts okish to talk to, she's been helping with the dishes and they get dinner for the house often enough, she cooks too. Her husband does nothing but smoke weed and drink and LITERALLY ONLY BATHES ONCE A MONTH I SHIT YOU NOT AND EVEN THEN AUNT HAD TO FUCKING BEG HIM TO SHOWER. I wasn't expecting anything good from her husband but fucking really he's a giant ball of stink and dirt when he does shower he leaves the bathroom disgusting. Leaving all kinds off nasty body dabree and hair in the shower. He. Literally.only.showers.MAYBE.once.a.month My aunts son is at least going to college so I'm not terribly upset he doesn't have a job, my aunt works at a gas station and her newly employed husband works in construction because they let him drink all day on the job. I'm starting to notice not only does my aunts husband drink beer all day everyday, but so does my aunt, but I'm like whatever she's probably stressed out. I've tried to talk to my aunt about leaving her husband at this point but she won't really talk allot about it and I don't wanna make her hate me so I backed off. And strangely I've only said a few words to her son in the past month they've been here, he only leaves the room to use the bathroom, grab food and go to college. He doesn't ever say anything to me, but I'm like whatever he's probably just got some anxietys or something idc. 8 MONTHS LATER ... Surprisingly aunts husband still works construction, aunt still works at gas station &they both still drink all day everyday and if they run out of beer they yell about who drank the last one and they drive to the store... Well my aunt does(while drunk btw) because neither her husband or son drive. There is an actual mountain of beer cans next to the couch. My aunt no longer does any dishes and rarely cooks, they buy take out sometimes. We've asked for half the rent since there's 3of them and 3 of us(me my boyfriend and my dad) they insist they can't afford 500$ so we agreed on 300$... They lived rent free till now. It's a struggle to get them to fork even that over. They just keep saying they're on waiting lists for a bunch of apartments. I have found my aunt passed out 2ft in front of the tv with her pants pulled down and her hand on her crotch. She doesn't remember this. Her husband has made multiple jokes about fucking 18yr olds(he is almost 50). I am 18. I have banned aunts husband from using my shower because he leaves it so filthy that even though I bleached the tub before taking a bath I got an infection TWICE. From taking a fucking bath AFTER bleaching it. Aunts husband reeks of weed and sweaty filth so bad it stinks up the house. When their bedroom door opens I have to hold my breath. They all live in one room with a mattress on the floor with the two dogs. Their son only showers every week and a half. He trails must everywhere he goes. They leave piss on the toilet and floor. I've made two attempts to go out with my aunt to get to know her once to go to the mall and once to go to lunch, she ditched me both times. They don't pick up dog shit outside so it's everywhere. They let the dogs poop on the back deck, the entire front, side and back yard. There is poo on the sidewalk leading to the house. They yell loudly at each other often. Their two pit bulls have zero training at all and one of them is massive and terrorizes my 3cats to hell, the other is incredibly old and a horny unfixed male who tries to hump my dog, making her attack him X.X he also has a brain tumor making him run in circles and into walls and acts very off. His one eye effected by the tumor is a nasty this soup of drippy goop he loves to wipe on you... He had also broken into my room despite my many warnings to watch him when I'm not home bc my door doesn't properly shut. Luckily he can't see well and I got into my room in time otherwise he would have killed my Guineapigs... I was pissed bc my poor pigs were terrified and he bent up the cage. Their son has definitely stopped going to school as he never leaves the house EVER. he has not tried to get a job at all(especially annoying because my boyfriend of the same age who also lives with me has a job\just got an amazing promotion) and has never once cleaned anything, including up after himself, has appeared wearing the same exact outfit every time I've seen him and still has only said a few words to me. Including when my boyfriend was going to drive me 4hrs to see my grandma for thanksgiving and my aunt the day before we left said "oh ya you don't mind if my son comes with you do you" and ofc I said I didn't mind bc I was honestly shocked and am also riddled with inconvenient anxiety. So we say in horribly awkward silence for the 4hr drive. Aunts son actually put on his second outfit to visit grandma complete with a broney t-shirt and a broney button... And my rare visit with my grandma was ruined... She lives in a tiny trailer with a bedroom and a living room so we all had to sleep in her ittybitty living room ofc aunts son gets the couch and me and my boyfriend sleep on the floor listening to mcasshole snore all night. We stay two days then drive home. I was really upset. ONE YEAR LATER So they've been here a year now I told them to leave by September. They've only paid rent a couple times despite asking many times. I started bagging and pilling the mountains of beer cans in front on their bedroom door so they put most of them on the porch. My aunt reviled she's had a boyfriend for I don't know how long. She is constantly on the phone with him when she's home. They still drink 24/7. Their son still sits in the room all day stinking it up he has never tried to get a job or move out or talk to me at all. Since it's so hot out my room is incredibly stuffy so myself and my boyfriend have to sleep in the living room. Their son goes into the kitchen and LOUDLY SNORTS while inhaling food and making slurping noises and crinkling every bag in the house at FUCKING 1AM while my boyfriend is trying to sleep to get up at 6am to ya know... WORK AT HIS JOB. Then he does it again at 4am. I have told him to stop multiple times. I now turn the Internet router on and off to screw with his nasty ass. It's fantastic he hauls his ass out here huffing/snorting like a fucking bulldog to check on the router while I play innocent and as soon as his league game re-loads I turn it on and off again. I also eat his hotpockets.he also lets the dogs out once or twice a night by ripping open their door and letting then stamped out while whining since they make them stay in that room unless they have them outside (for less that 10minLITERALLY) on the leash to poop on the deck. So they run over my boyfriend at 1am since he sleeps on the floor then he slams the door each time he brings the dogs in&out. So my boyfriend gets no sleep (I never asked them to keep the dogs locked up all day I've said I was willing to watch them multiple times because it's unfair to leave them locked away) Nobody cleans anything at all. I asked my aunt to clean the microwave once and I literally heard her talk shit about me and she didn't do it for two days after I asked again and she barely touched it. She had surgery on one hand for arthritis so I was understanding when she stopped doing the dishes... Not so much months later when she still doesn't do anything and neither do her son and husband. Literally nothing. I have to ask her husband to take out the trash and he rarely does that. Only when I directly ask and watch him do it. Aunts husband is only here every few days now though I have no idea where he goes. Aunt comes home late at night to yell into her phone and drunkenly slam the door right after my boyfriend falls asleep. When I ask her what they are going to do in September she just says "my husband is filling out paperwork for some apartments in a few weeks" Lol if they ain't out by September they gonna find all their shit on the sidewalk. I'm fucking done. Fuck you. Fuck off.
