#bad roommates

[marzipanandminutiae]

the exterminator is now leaning more towards thinking it IS a bedbug nymph

he's sent it out to an entomologist for testing so we're not certain but

I don't even dare hope. I have about a hundred separate fears and emotions but chief among them is: I need to get my life out of here ASAP. I don't feel like eating. I'm exhausted but I know I can't sleep. I feel like a wrung-out rag with nothing left in me to deal with this

not just me physically. my things, my connections- I need to be able to never come back. for anyone who missed the last several posts, I'm trying to leave a toxic (not sure if "abusive" is correct here, but it's. Bad) household and I'm supposed to move in 8 days

I cannot have this move significantly delayed or (gods forbid) cancelled

I don't know if anyone is a praying type or a magic user or. I don't know. just any positive thoughts or helpful energy would be appreciated

[roodles03]

These are all ACTUAL things that have happened the past three days

And I couldn't even fit all the shit they've done, this is just the worst stuff.

[aprilfoolfrog]

Bittersweet Lane

I thought I saw you the other day

sitting in your car

at that abandoned parking lot

on the corner by your house.

The car was new

but I spotted your silhouette

Your hair piled atop your head

bringing your hand up to your mouth

to bite your nails

A nervous habit you have

I didn't stop to say hi.

I don't drive by your house.

The house we once shared

because you didn't want to live alone.

You wouldn't let me forget

it was only temporary.

Tonight I got an order

that took me to your small town.

Just a few streets down.

I don't drive down your street.

I keep going to the right.

Being in this area

reminds me of you

and how living together

tore our friendship apart.

The house is as big as yours,

though doesn't have a big front porch.

The address is even three of the same number

with an odd one out,

just like yours.

The customer gives me a wave

as I drive away.

She has a dog,

just like you

but she's not you

and I don't drive by your house.

Written by AprilFool 🐸

1/16/2026

[goblinnghostie]

My horrible roommates moved out at the beginning of the year, and I finally got myself braced enough to clean their space. They left furniture, trash, their filth, etc. The furniture they left to "help us out", when in reality I know they left it because they didn't want to deal with it. Well I moved their crap out by myself, and cleaned and put salt down in the perimeter of the room and I have my black and white candles and a salt bowl and I saged it, and I finally feel like a huge piece of their horrible selves finally left my life. They knew I needed help, and they left me saddled with their mess, double the electricity bill, and no rent paid to me to show for it. May they receive the "friendship" they put out there.

[incognitopolls]

Your roommate eats your personal ice cream or treat while you're gone, without asking. What would be more upsetting?

They eat all that was left. You come home to an empty container in the trash.

They leave one spoonful/bite, and play it off as being nice/leaving you some.

I would not be upset at them.

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HELP A TRANS COUPLE MOVE SOMEWHERE SAFE

Hey all I hate to ask but I really need help. My roommates are actually crazy and are majorly fucking me over. I need to move asap. I’m honestly so scared I don’t want to be homeless. If you guys could donate or share this that would be great. I’ll answer any questions you have.

Thank you!

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[separationboundary]

Bad Roommates (featuring bedhead!) Crossover. Levi Ackerman and Feitan Portor by Mrs Evil Genius.

I headcanon that Levi and Feitan are uneasy roommates and Levi is hogging the mirror when Fei wants to brush his teeth.

[sailorzenin]

My roommate - in her last sabotage before she finally leaves - decided to walk her germy ass through the house and cough all over the kitchen. Now both my husband and I are sick. Fantastic.

Too much to ask for her to wear a fucking mask in the house and disinfect things she touches. Not like we're still in a pandemic or anything.