#horriblethinks

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Rando: Not ALL men- P-goon: You’re RIGHT. Sangdo would never do this!

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Xero: I just realized, and hear me out, if Sangdo and Hansol could have a baby- Sangdo: Um… Hansol: PLEASE STOP, I JUST stopped having issues with being shipped with Bjoo! Xero: -it would basically be Gomez Addams. Hansol&Sangdo: [stunned silence.] P-goon: OMFG. You’re right.

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P-Goon: You got the stuff? Topp Klass: Yeah, Topp Klass: [Pulls out acknowledgement and a larger fanbase] P-Goon: [Pulls out Arario without the Stardom intro.]

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P-goon: I really like Ice Cream Cake, but Slut might be winning just for sexiness.

A-Tom: No way, Ice Cream Cake is better.

P-Goon: Yea, but I’m loving the sexy vibe from Slut Like You.

A-Tom: OH, Hansols dance routines. I thought we were talking about food.

P-goon: Slut isn’t a food…

A-Tom: They are if you ask nicely.

P-Goon: GODDAMMIT.

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Nakta: (knocks over a wine glass.) I’m so sor-

Hojoon: QUIT HARSHING MY MERLOT.

Nakta: …

Hojoon: :D

Nakta: …

Hojoon: :|

Nakta: That was CLEARLY a chardonnay.

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I just need you to know, camel friend, I like your posts before I read them. I just assume I'm going to like them.

awww <3

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Haha, I'm definitely Hojoon. So is my friend who is the catalyst of most of my submissions. We just bounce constant puns off each other. I'd ask you to be the Awkward Camel to our Fashionable No-Jam, but I'm the only one on Tumblr anymore...

I’d be honored to be the awkward camel, buddy

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Pgoon: You know that moment when you’re having a perfectly normal conversation with the lyft driver, and it suddenly goes quiet because you’ve run out of fucks? Like all of the normal polite shit has been spent, and now you’re just politely trying to act like you’re falling asleep so as not to offend, but in reality you just no longer care about the driver? Sangdo: …

Sangdo: I cannot begin to imagine not caring about people.