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[incorrectquoteshungergames]

Peeta: Are you still on for tomorrow?

Katniss: You mean for our wedding?

Peeta: I’m just making sure.

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Yelena: Girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle.

[emmikay]

Ilya Rozanov: Are you from Tennessee?

Ilya Rozanov: Cause you are only ten I see.

Shane Hollander: …I’m from Ottawa, Ilya.

[strawlessandbraless]

Giant Siphonophores really out here doing the most, and somehow also the least

Love to sea it

[autisticzenitsu]

Tanjiro: You often use humor to deflect serious trauma. Zenitsu: Thank you. Tanjiro: I didn't say that was a good thing. Zenitsu: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny.

[incorrect-star-allies]

Bandana Dee: Hey how many swords do you have?

Sword Kirby: Sword of a lot.

Bandana Dee: Blocked.

Kirby: Parried.

[the-black-bulls]

Asta: Captain?

Yami: Yes, Asta?

Asta: I have good news and I have bad news.

Yami: Bad news first.

Asta: Well, Liebe made an anti-magic mess of the sword you lent me to beat Dante.

Yami:

Yami: Who is Liebe?

Liebe, on Asta's shoulder: 'Sup, I bite.

Yami, turns 180° to look Nacht in the eyes: What demonic ritual did you do this time?

[leorobotsworld]

Ruby: *yapping about her interests*

Jaune: *thinking* I'm way too horny to talk to this woman