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Mikey: [eating an entire pizza like a cookie]
Raph: Man, what is wrong with you?
Donnie: Sometimes I take the RAM out of my computer while it's still running so that I can experience the feeling of torturing something but without the moral complications.
Raph:
Donnie:
Raph: ...Oh.
Zooble: Hello and welcome to the first meeting of the "I hate Jax" club. Does anyone have any questions before we start?
Gangle: …Why is Pomni here?
Zooble: She thought someone should be here to defend Jax.
Gangle: Why is Ragatha here?
Zooble: She thought we needed snacks, so she brought some Pop Tarts and a whole beef wellington.
Gangle: …Why is Caine here?
Zooble: He assumed this was a normal thing all humans do.
Caine: Is it not?
Gangle: Okay, thanks…
Gangle: Final question.
Gangle: Why is Jax here?
Zooble: He started the club.
(Kinger’s not there because he could never be in a club that hates Jax and also because he got lost on the way to the meeting.)
Victoria: Don’t kill yourself. Uh… your family loves you.
(She checks her palm.)
Victoria: Max and Rachel love and care about you—
(She looks at her palm again.)
Victoria: You are an interesting person that brings value to society.
Chloe: Are you reading this off of a script?!
Uzi: *Eating batteries still in the packet*
N: You have to unwrap them first, babe.
Uzi: I will eat them with or without the shell!
Gordon: [is making dolls]
Gauche: [is carving a sculpture]
Vanessa: [is weaving a figure]
Gordon: It’s very peaceful today.
Gauche: Yeah. Peaceful. Too peaceful.
Asta: [forcefully thrown into the room through the window, breaking it and knocking down Vanessa].
Noelle, from outside: I DO NOT LIKE YOU!
Gauche: Yup, there it is.
Raphael: I got a joke for you. What has more lives than a cat?
Michaelangelo: I know! A frog. It croaks every night!
Raphael: No. Krang. He croaks every other sentence.
Fighter: HOLY SHIT I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA Artificer: I don’t have the time to devote any thought to whatever idiotic idea you’ve come up with now, Fighter- Fighter: triple barrelled shotgun. Artificer: … I’ll get right on it
Big Nacho: Who wants my Adderall? I don't need it anymore, I'm so good at focusing.
Gordita: Have you considered that that’s because your medicine is working?
Big Nacho: Nah, that can't be it.
