#horror killer

[darksoulbones]

enjoy your meal honey

[pcychedelec]

It's spooky month which means drawings of hot serial killers.

[fangs-art]

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[krissandras]

LADIES, THIS IS A FOOLPROOF WAY TO STOP A HORROR-FILM KILLER FROM MURDERING YOU:

Just call him out on his manners. If you're getting dressed and you see him in the mirror: "Come on, can't a girl get dressed first?"  Now he has to wait awkwardly next to you until you finish changing before killing you. If you're eating dinner and he's standing over you: "Really? And leave someone else to wash my dirty dishes? I don't think so." Now he either has to wait for you to be done with eating, or offer to wash your plate for you. If you're driving in a car and he appears in the back seat: "What, and risk getting this car into an accident? It's rude to kill people in car crashes." Now he has to wait for you to pull over, or take a drivers' ed course to get a valid license and semi-legally drive your car back home.  If you're in the shower and his handprint lands on the glass: "Oh, now that's just not right." Now he has to apologise profusely as you scold him for taking advantage of your nakedness (assuming you shower naked). See? Problem solved! Now you never have to worry about being the first death in a horror film. You're welcome.