#dirtposting

[candy-kittyfloret]

beware of getting dragged into the catgirl floret cuddle pile

[october-val]

I don’t make the rules.

[machineatmidnight]

FUCK YOU AFFINI COMPACT!!!!

hdg parody of Big Bill Hell's Cars, my best dirtpost to date

[astelliferousforest]

made with https://youwouldntsteala.website =)

[pyxxiestyxx]

A feral finally breaking when they realize their body only gets aroused when Owner is around for the feral to hump against

Not realizing that Owner didn't even try and do that, it just kinda fell into their lap unexpectedly and they had a whole other plan involving the feral's trauma and lots of kissing, but honestly they aren't going to complain too hard, y'know?

[hazel-basel]

Affini has been invited to the family reunion

Uncle: so your his…

Affini: Her pronouns are she/her and yes. I am her owner.

Uncle: so he agr- sorry she agreed to this?

Affini: Well-

Floret: YES uncle yes i totally 100% agreed to this at first and did NOT put up a fight

Affini: ...

Uncle: ... well that seems fine to me :)

______________________

Uncle: (whispering to the floret) I gotta tell you man, you bagged a total hotty here.

Floret: Uncle! she can hear us

Uncle: I'm serious! If i knew they got that hot I would have ran over to the adoption center forever ago. I outta tell your auntie shes got competition.

The floret is trying to hide her grin while looking over at her Mistress who has the biggest grin in the galaxy ::3

[wulthra-vale-4th-bloom]

::3c

[orangaria]

Come to the affini bar where the plant lady making your drink doesn’t even hide the fact she’s putting drugs in it without your consent :3