Ever seen 3 Not-thems? I have. It ate my mom. My dad. And a dog. Ever year they go through a phase where they like to call me. Yes that includes the dog. I'll listen when I miss their voices... par the dog. Ive never had dog
As you've mentioned you've experienced the horrors TM. What are if any your strats for avoiding encounters?
Okay! Something I can answer! I've categorized the monsters a bit and how I counteract them below:
Forgetting / Doublegainers - this one SUCKS. What I like to do is have pictures of my loved one (and myself) on hand. Always. Or just stuff in general that is important to you.
Anything flesh related- Fire, have a lighter on you always. And if it's your flesh your having trouble with. exacto knife. It's not pretty but it sometimes has to be done.
Clowns- physically violence.
Being buried- I keep a small clapsable spade in my bag, that's all you can really do.
Big spaces- I just try to avoid swimming, or going really high up.
Being alone- I always try to be in a room with one other person
Having someone/thing hunt you- sucks to say it but what I find you should do is hunt it back, really get into it, BUT do not actually get into it, it's important to feel guilt, and pity even if it's the most disgusting thing you've ever seen.
Spiders- uhhh good question, what I do at the moment is just like... talk to them? I think that might help? Or maybe I'm going crazy but like still.
Eyes/being watched- poke the eyes, watch it back
Evil animals- go vegan/vegetarian/pestatarian(fish can be evil??) And/or shop local and ethical
Doors/the backrooms- pray.
Death(zombies/the undead/etc)- pray.
Bugs- fire.
People made of wax/fire- don't let them touch you, run, or talk, just don't let them touch you.
The dark- flashlights? That's how I do it. That and luck
peers at you with my (lack of) peepers. how many employees does the institute have on tumblr do you think? this is getting almost hysterically funny
- @firestartingyuri
Actually, I don't work at that hell hole (tho that doesn't stop the monsters that place holds from tormenting me). I work at a library right across the street from it.
All I want to do is my two regular under paying jobs and not be hunted down by the nearest flesh monster! Seriously, it cannot be this hard to catch a break.
But yes, anyway- Hello world my name is Samaa. I'm a part-time librarian, part-time barista, and apparently part-time victim of actual horrifying monsters. I'm now unemployed. I AM NOW A DELIVERY DRIVER FOR BRECON AND HOPE. GIVE YOUR PACKAGES TO ME ALONG WITH A NAME AND I GOT YOU
I just want a normal social media account.
YES HI HELLO! IT IS ME MOD OF @n1skylover I MADE ANOTHER ONE. :P.
Basically the same rules/things you should know as the other acc:
●Mod is a minor! No NSFW, but flirting is fine i guess. Mod uses He/Him
●Stuff like gore, angst, etc is fine in MODERATION
●No bigotry(Homophobia, racism, etc)
●slight unreality warning for the whole blog as it's TMA.
And one last thing: Samaa is a Muslim woman. I, mod, am not a Muslim nor a woman, if there is any things that I, as samaa, do that goes against her being Muslim I apologize, PLEASE TELL ME IF I DO SOMETHING WRONG.
#Horrors Again. - Answering asks
#Samaa Speaks - random rambling
#'Human' interaction - interacting with others!
#somethings happened - Avatar Samaa / anon shenanigans
#Wipped into shape- John Smith tag
ARCS/SAGAS:
#Self Help saga- Samaa is given a strange self help book written by someone named leitner. Out of this book a woman made of plastic and meat came out, and took over Samaa's flat(not really, Samaa ran away, climbing out of her bathroom window). After some time she came back, negotiating a deal with the creature- don't kill anyone and don't hurt her, and it could live in her flat. (COMPLETED)
#Fishing for positions- Samaa been fired !! Twice! She's tweeking. (COMPLETED)
SOME QUICK TRANSLATIONS FOR SOME WORDS SAMAA MAY USE (this is more for me):
Wallah- meaning 'I swear to god'
Inshallah- meaning 'if God wills it' used when hoping or something of the like
Mashallah- meaning 'it is what God has willed' will typically be used when complimenting someone / congratulations/ stuff like that
Alhamdulillah- 'thank god'
Bismillah' meaning 'in the name of god' typically done before anything major