#samaa speaks

[imjustdone-asksamaa]

I've spoken to avatars. They exist. They've tormented other people. They exist. I'm not crazy. I hate capitalism.

[rrumiismain]

My top two wisdom teeth grew in. Y'all can trust me now, I'm wise

[imjustdone-asksamaa]

What the hell is a 'leitner' and why did some guy come into the library and give one to me? It looks super old, I'm think I could maybe sell it for a buck or two on ebay.

[imjustdone-asksamaa]

*Samaa sat bored out of her mind. It was the slow hours of the day, the last person she'd served had left about 10 minutes earlier. The minute she turned her back to check the clock on the wall, the café's door's bell notified that someone walked in* "Good evening," *she greeted as she turned back to get a good look at the new person*

[imjustdone-asksamaa]

I'm a plant person, NOT a horrible fleshy plant person- you know, like everyone else! So tell me why my three favorite plants (Eyra, Fred, and Mo) are now EYES, FLESH, AND MOUTHS??? Any gardeners know how to fix this? Or at least know what they eat? Because I think Mo's a carnivore now...

[imjustdone-asksamaa]

one day. ONE DAY. CAN I NOT GO ONE DAY WITHOUT SEEING- a man, I just saw a man fall out of the sky. And then get up and have a whole conversation with someone. Am I the only one seeing these things??

I need to go get checked for schizophrenia or something I think.

[imjustdone-asksamaa]

... I think this book is ... alive??

[imjustdone-asksamaa]

As you've mentioned you've experienced the horrors TM. What are if any your strats for avoiding encounters?

Okay! Something I can answer! I've categorized the monsters a bit and how I counteract them below:

Forgetting / Doublegainers - this one SUCKS. What I like to do is have pictures of my loved one (and myself) on hand. Always. Or just stuff in general that is important to you.

Anything flesh related- Fire, have a lighter on you always. And if it's your flesh your having trouble with. exacto knife. It's not pretty but it sometimes has to be done.

Clowns- physically violence.

Being buried- I keep a small clapsable spade in my bag, that's all you can really do.

Big spaces- I just try to avoid swimming, or going really high up.

Being alone- I always try to be in a room with one other person

Having someone/thing hunt you- sucks to say it but what I find you should do is hunt it back, really get into it, BUT do not actually get into it, it's important to feel guilt, and pity even if it's the most disgusting thing you've ever seen.

Spiders- uhhh good question, what I do at the moment is just like... talk to them? I think that might help? Or maybe I'm going crazy but like still.

Eyes/being watched- poke the eyes, watch it back

Evil animals- go vegan/vegetarian/pestatarian(fish can be evil??) And/or shop local and ethical

Doors/the backrooms- pray.

Death(zombies/the undead/etc)- pray.

Bugs- fire.

People made of wax/fire- don't let them touch you, run, or talk, just don't let them touch you.

The dark- flashlights? That's how I do it. That and luck

Trash?- this one's kinda weird, idk, recycle?