#horsiie

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i aspire to be as fab and gay as u so i ask: how are u so fab and gay.

i sold my soul to satan we’re chill now

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[jumps out of box] hello im not dead lets have dinner

-screams- MY LOVE HAS RETURNED

1. First impression: haven’t i known you forever??2. Truth is: you’re the best ever to exist3. How old do you look: 164. Have you ever made me laugh: yes yes yes5. Have you ever made me mad:  nah6. Best feature: you have gorgeous eyes7. Have I ever had a crush on you: you know it8. You’re my: gay bae9. Name in my phone: Gay Bae10. Should you post this too? sure babe

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horsiie replied to your photo:

Throwback to the 2′ hunters on my QH Look at this...

we have reached M A X I M U M V E L O C I T Y

WO  W IS THAT WHAT MY FACED IS TELLIN G YOU???

BECAUSE IT’S TELLING ME THAT I AM A TOTAL PLEB

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*I was diagnosed with mild ADD when I was 14

*I used to run cross country

*I showed lambs in high school

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Status report, Captain: engineering confirms all clear for warp factor 7. Coordinates laid in and ready to launch. Waiting for your command to commence Mission: Gay Penetration.

Take us out, Lieutenant Harley.

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can we also start a side mission called operation: get harely a fuckin date hahahahahahhaha

Operation: GHAFD is now underway. I expect all agents of Mission: Gay Penetration to perform diligently. 

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literal agende/panseuxal sovereign of trashland reporting for dooty, ser (mysrel).

Aw, hell ye, this mission is so legit now 

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horsiie replied to your post: anonymous asked:Can I join Missio...

can i be the vice president

of course