#host!nepeta

[kechoban]

hih hi

hi hello hi

could you draw host!nepeta

ok that is all goodbye

:33 yessss

[cctypical]

extreme hsbc spoilers

i can’t function I can’t function I can’t function I can’t function I can’t function i can’t feel myself. I can’t feel shit right now this is worse than the ata 3 demo release. I feel happy and sad and all the fucking emotions right now. I can’t feel my face. I can’t feel anything actually I am in physical pain every passing second. what do I do now what. how can I. what do I.

nepeta. my wife. my everything. my shayla my blorbo my wife. I thought she was done I thought that was it. I thought she was given a shitty end and a shitty story and a shitty death and I would never see her again. I turned to fanart. I turned to humanstucks. I turned to the crow strider au which so far has been the only thing that has given her justice.

but she’s here. she’s alive. she’s looking sexy as fuck wit that suit on. her hair looks awesome as shit I didn’t even recognise her at all. she’s relevant now. she will continue to be relevant for as long as I fucking hope. she’s here. how she’s here I don’t really give a shit about. I don’t really understand the army of nepetas and the tv show thing I don’t give a fuck the fatter of the mact is she’s here. she’s here and she better fucking stay.

I don’t know what to do with myself im so happy I can’t stim. im also scared what if this blows up in everyone’s face. what if she gets shit on like before. but I have hope. I have fucking dreams god dammit. I know she will survive I know she will persevere I know she will get a decent fucking ending by the end of this. even if it’s as a shitty side character for a shitty side plot no one asked for I am fucking here for it.

I love you nepeta I love you so fucking much you are my nepeta my only nepeta you make me happy when skies are gray you’ll never know bitch how much I love you please don’t take my nepeta away

ok side note time

the fact I can’t read that fucking title fucking infuriates me what is it. fanon intuition. fanon edition. fanontiontion what the fuck does it even say.

interesting how there’s just. an entire ass hall full of nepetas like what. and why the fuck is crowbar involved can you leave my man alone he’s getting violated out here.

“whacking guys off” that’s it he’s done it again. son of a gun. how does he keep getting away with it. mr funny guy over here

can we call her presenter nepeta/host nepeta? purely for tagging so I can find the fanart yes I will be making some myself

don’t ever pull up and try say nepetas mid or isn’t cute or isn’t attractive fucking look at her

fucking dumbass doesn’t know what she’s fucking doing. my wife is so stupid I love her