I hate the genre of old people that think they own the world cause they’re old. This old guy at work kept clicking his fingers for me to come. I was cleaning a table. Next to him. I said “yes?”. Silence. Just stared at me. Weirdly. A moment passes by. I ask, “can I help you?”. Silence. Just… stared. I think he’s odd and keep cleaning the table. To my left I hear… “excuse me!”. I turn to face him. He has his arm stretched up in the air, clicking his ugly fingers at me. Obnoxiously. He repeats “excuse me excuse me!!”. I am standing right next to him asking what he wants. Politely. His arm is still stretched out. Nearby tables are judging him and grinning at me, they find this amusing. I do too. Finally he replies : “when is the seafood coming? It’s taking a while.”. You’re never gonna guess this. The seafood.. is just a second away. I say it’s coming. He doesn’t respond?? I leave. out the corner of my eye I see his arm, still stretched, still up. What is this guy’s probelm bro genuinely you old chud. And when I set the table he goes “I want a red wine, very small, the smallest you have.”. Buddy what kind?? There’s so many red wines?? Anyway, the sweet old lady goes “oh and I would love a large”. She got cut off by the old rag of a husband she has. “MY WIFE would like a white wine. Small” she wanted large. He was set on getting her a small. She was visibly upset. I made sure to put in a large. She was getting that large white pinot. Stupid old chud man. GET THIS!!! WHEN I GAVE THE MENUS I ASK “would you like the wine menu?”…. HE SAID NO!!?!???????? I said “ok!” AND THEN WHEN I WALKED AWAY HE CLICKED HIS FINGERS AGAIN!! “Where’s the wine menu?” BUDDY YOU JUST SAID YOU DIDNT WANT IT??????? AUUUUUGUFHHGHGHHFHFHFHHFH KILL KILL
