#hotalienbf

[witchytwin]

#i'm love them????#if by hatchlings you mean we're adopting pandas i'm down

is it legal to adopt pandas? we could get panda babies....

[witchytwin]

#i gotta scent mark you baby#im being called out this so rude

i call you out because I love you <3

[witchytwin]

@hotalienbf TEDDY. I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW IM NODDING BC OF THE RING.

[witchytwin]

#this is how i look every time i think of you#it's probably how i looked the first time i asked you out tbh

you asked me to dinner with one hand behind your head in your hair and the other clenched at your side and it was one of the cutest things i’d ever seen in my life

[wicccant-blog]

@hotalienbf

Teddy had opened up the direct message box and watched the cursor blink. He was genuinely curious but he didn’t want to make it weird.

With a stranger he’d already said ‘I love you’ to on the internet.

He laughed out loud and paused to think before typing out a quick message.

Direct Message:

Since we’re in love and everything I guess it’d be fair to introduce myself. Hi I’m Teddy. Also. I think you make a good point about ghosts. The solution is probably finding one and just telling them to write down their feelings so they can move on to wherever ghosts go.

Billy had a tendency to scroll through various windows when on his computer, just checking back now and again. Thus, when he finally looked back at Reddit, he wasn’t sure how long the notification bubble signifying a new DM had been there.

           Hopefully not long, oops.

Opening the message, Billy laughed as he read it, shaking his head in amusement- it was nice to get messages like this sometimes. Better than the horrid amount of oddly specific death threats common on this site.

[DirectMessage]

Hey, that’s not a bad idea. Sure would suck to not know the name of the person I’m madly in love with. Nice to meet you Teddy, I’m Billy. ^_^

A second opinion told me that they probably wouldn’t take the pencil and paper because that’s too simple and they want to be Dramatique(tm) which I can relate to I guess.

But I think it would be nice to know how we can help them.

[witchytwin]

#i look like a nerd with excelsior????#the other day i accidentally summoned it while putting away dishes and i#almost broke a glass#im awful

you look like a nerd all the time!!! my nerd

excelsior looks really hot when you wield it okay it’s just a good Look for you and i’m gay and it’s a constant attack on my self control

you’re???? so cute???? i love you??????? 

honey... 

[witchytwin]

@hotalienbf I love you too ;*

[witchytwin]

#look!!!! at my beautiful and cute husband with his heart covered boxers and adorable face and wonderful heart#i love him i love him so much i'm so lucky to be married to him#he's amazing in every possible way you don't understand#he's so warm and good and i adore him

hello....police.... i’m crying...?

my husband????? too good.....

i love you too baby you’re so wonderful and I don’t deserve you.

handsome and strong and with the biggest hearts of all.