Thinking about Aegon putting something in Aemond's drink while he knows there's going to be a long small council meeting. He knows that Ameond won't be able to leave so he puts a diuretic drug in his wine so he can watch him squirm.
And it works. Halfway through the meeting Aemond is starting to get really uncomfortable and Aegon can tell too. So he pivots the conversation in the meeting to water with the sole purpose of watching Aemond squirm uncomfortably as he's forced to listen to it. He's really subtle about it so no one else aside from Aegon can even tell but Aemond knows he had something to do with it but the way he keeps staring at him. But right now all he's worried about is making it through the meeting without wetting himself.
At some point Aegon asks him if he's alright under the pretense of being concerned but they both know he's trying to humiliate Aemond as punishment for attacking him and nearly killing him. Aemond doesn't respond to his taunts because he's too busy trying to focus on keeping his pants dry. He's really having a hard time holding it by now. It's nearly impossible for him to stay still.
Finally, he makes an excuse that he's not feeling well and hurriedly gets up and leaves the room before anyone can question him. As soon as he leaves the room, he starts leaking, which means he's going to lose control. He looks around frantically, with a hand clutching his crotch but there's no one around. He's out of time and he won't make it to the nearest privy so he sneaks into a corner and pees on the floor. Even though no one is around, he's bright red with humiliation. He knows Aegon set him up on purpose to humiliate him. After he's finished emptying his bladder, Aemond quickly leaves the scene so no one will know it was him.
Criston Cole (House of the Dragon) & male reader omorashi.
Summary: Criston makes new rules where it's nearly impossible for knights to relieve themselves. The reader makes sure he regrets it.
"Y/n."
I turned when I heard Criston Cole saying my name. I fought every urge to look displeased by his presence. Everyone, myself included, was pissed off at him.
"Yes?"
"Fetch me some water will you, boy?"
"Right away ser." I smiled as I turned to walk off, having already planned what I was going to go.
Because Criston didn't do his job, we all got punished for it. Breaks for knights or Kingsguards were nearly impossible. Men would stand in line for the bathrooms for up to an hour.
But Cole? I had never witnessed him in such a situation. That needed to change.
I went back to my room and grabbed some dandelions I had saved for this very purpose. It's something I had heard of people doing, putting them in someone's water to make them have to piss more. I knew Cole had to oversee training today which meant he couldn't leave. Perfect.
I smiled at the thought of Cole squirming, about to wet himself like almost everyone, myself included, had at some point.
I hurriedly brought back the pitcher of water to Cole. "Here you go."
"Are you ready to oversee training with me?"
I tried not to sound too excited but I was more than ready. "Whenever you are Ser." I said with a smile as I followed him. He had been on a mission earlier so I noticed him drinking quite a bit.
When we got to the training grounds, I started to notice that Cole looked somewhat uncomfortable. I couldn't resist the urge to ask him about it.
"Is everything alright Cole?" I asked innocently.
"It's been a long day, y/n. I had to investigate these men who were said to be spies for the blacks. Turns out the claims were false so it was a huge waste of my time."
"It's hot too." I commented, knowing that would mean he needed to drink more.
"Indeed." As if he read my mind, he took a long drink from the cup I brought him. "A poor day for training if you ask me."
He finished the rest of the water in one drink and I smiled to myself. In an hour, training would pause so everyone could get a break but that would mean he had to wait in line just like everyone else. InU the entire time I had been a Kingsguard, I had never seen him desperate for a piss. Not yet anyway.
I didn't feel the slightest bit bad that I was likely going to humiliate him. This entire situation was due to his negligence anyways. I heard a few rumors stating he was in the company of Alicent that night prince Jaeherys was murdered.
Did I believe it? Absolutely.
I continued to watch the men training below me when out of the corner of my eye I noticed Criston was starting to appear rather uncomfortable. I had heard that dandelions caused an urgency to piss but I had never witnessed it first hand.
I was starting to feel excited at the thought of watching him suffer like we had all been forced to. If the gods were on my side today, maybe he would piss himself in front of all the other knights.
"Are you feeling alright?" I couldn't help but ask when I noticed he was starting to move around moreso than usual.
"I'm fine, y/n. Why?" He looked at me like he had been caught. My suspicions were confirmed.
"You just seem a bit distracted today." I shrugged it off and sat down, noticing that he was starting to sweat already.
"I'm a bit...unwell." Criston shifted his weight slightly, looking visibly uncomfortable. He looked down at the privys kept near the training area but there was already a long line.
I imagined he was weighing the pros and cons of getting in line now or trying to hold it for another hour when training ended.
"Perhaps something to drink would help?" I innocently offered.
He shut that down almost instantly and shook his head. "I appreciate the offer but I'm fine."
I made sure he could see me when I took a drink of water. He hurriedly looked away and shifted once again.
"Why don't you sit?"
Criston did so but I noticed the way he flinched when he initially sat down. He immediately crossed his legs in a way that wouldn't draw suspicion from anyone else but I knew exactly what was going on.
He continued to fidget and I swore I heard him gasp at some point.
By now training was nearly over so I knew he would probably be too proud to dismiss himself now and look as desperate as he clearly was.
I turned away and smiled. This is exactly what he deserved. He deserved to wet himself as he had forced most of- if not all of us to do so.
"I'll return shortly." Cole abruptly stood up and started hastily walking away towards the palace. Not wanting to miss an opportunity to see him crumble, I followed behind him.
I made sure I was quiet so he didn't see or hear me. As soon as he thought he was alone, he hunched over and tried to grab between his legs but his armor prevented him from doing so.
The nearest place he could relieve himself was still a long walk away so I started to doubt he was going to make it.
He groaned audibly and started walking faster, almost making it halfway across the room before he stopped in his tracks.
Even as far away as I was, I could hear the sound of piss hitting his armor full force. There was nothing he could do to stop it, even as he fell to his knees and tried frantically to stop the flow but to no avail.
He sat there, puddle spreading around him while he audibly sighed in relief.
I turned when I heard the sound of the doors opening. Then I realized something...training had ended. They were all about to see Cole sitting on the ground in a puddle of his own piss.
He quickly stood back up and stepped away from the puddle he made but it was obvious what had transpired while they were training.
"Serves you right." One of the men towards the back shouted.
"Yeah, how does it feel pretty boy?" Another man called.
It wasn't long before they were all hurling insults at him.
I turned away to head back to my room. I needed to make sure and keep dandelions with me at all time if I ever needed them again.
After that, the rules about taking breaks were lightened tremendously, making it easier for us all to go when we needed to.
Thinking about Aemond at a small council meeting when he really needs to pee. He doesn't want to dismiss himself because he knows Aegon and his friends will tease him like they tend to do. And he's just not the type of person who feels comfortable doing so.
He tries to sit still through the meeting because he doesn't want anyone to catch onto his discomfort but he really needs to go. Aemond has always had a smaller bladder than normal so he's starting to sweat, thinking about the possibility of not making it and pissing himself in front of the council. He's doing everything he possibly can to distract himself including occasionally fidgeting as subtly as he possibly can.
By nothing short of a miracle, he ends up making it to the end of the meeting. Everyone can tell that he's tense but they know better than to question him about it. As soon as no one is around, he sprints to the privy with a hand between his legs. Even though he's by himself, it's humiliating for him that he has to resort to holding himself like a child. He starts leaking the second he's behind the door and he has to fight with trousers but other than that, he ends up making it.
I was wondering if you had any omo thoughts regarding Christon Cole personally I have always imagine that he takes his duties far too seriously to reguarly relieve himself as often as he should. His bladder ia gigantic and strong so wetting himself is rarely an issue that said he spends long periods simply bursting to go which has a bad effect on his temper. Needless to say he's a strict taskmaster and the other Kingsguard know better than to ask to be relieved.
YES YES YES!!
He's totally the type of person who puts off relieving himself until he's actively wetting himself, or just about to.
He sees using the bathroom as more of an inconvenience than anything so it automatically gets shoved to the back of his mind. Like you, I also headcanon that he's got a pretty large bladder as well, which means if he does have an accident which is very rare everyone would notice.
I also imagine that he drinks quite a bit too because you have to stay hydrated to do that kind of work 🫡
