#hotdau

[seolixie]

GoT/HotD AU: Felix and his dragon, Sunfyre

"I will not burn anyone." - Helaena Targaryen

(gifs source: daenerys-stormborn)

[francesminos-tt]

Another HP au with Valentine vibe. Previous one is here.

One of Hogwarts Greatest Unsolved Mysteries Revealed by First-year Gryffindor

Gossiper, Special Valentine Edition

VOTE FOR THE SEXIST PROFESSOR!!! THE POLL CLOSES AT 0:00AM FEB 14TH!!!

 Today’s special edition of gossiper features Slytherin’s most charming house head. Professor Aemond Targaryen was voted to be the sexiest professor four years in a roll, though this year he faces a great challenge from professor Velaryon.

Professor Targaryen is known for his strictness and one-eye. Everyone in Hogwarts has at least experienced the Slytherin head’s strictness at some point, but few knows what’s under his leather eye patch. We certainly have some juicy imagination.

I bet it’s some scary prosthesis, like Mad-eye Moody, ye’ know? One-eye caught me drooling with his back turned, for Merlin’s sake. A Hufflepuff reported after finishing a three-hours detention reorganizing ingredient cabinet.

Maybe he was born like this. How sad. A Ravenclaw girl said dreamily, as if she wanted to comfort a certain silver-haired professor. Sorry girl, you would have a better chance if you actually grew a cock. This comment was added per requirement of our editor-in-chief.

It’s just empty. He wears the eye patch to scare people. A Slytherin prefect told our reporter that this was common knowledge in the house.

He has a sapphire underneath. One brave (or reckless?) Gryffindor first-year, Rickon Stark, actually stopped our reporter in the middle of the corridor to make his opinion heard. Our reporter appreciated his courage (recklessness) and was ready to dismiss him, because come on, this rumor was like, 10 years old. However, Mr. Stark surprised us by stating he saw it last Christmas, which was unlikely because Professor Targaryen never stayed in school for any holiday. The good professor is a family man, you see. Our reporter, the professional and bored teenager girl she was, dragged Mr. Stark back to the Room of Requirement, aka the Gossiper Headquarter for an in-depth interview.

Reporter, referred as R, Mr. Rickon Stark, referred as S

R: Tell us, Stark, what do you mean you saw what’s under one-eye’s eye patch last Christmas? You met him during Christmas? Was it by accident? Was it in Diagon Alley?

S: Those are a lot questions, Miss. Can I have a coke at least?

R: We don’t have coke. What does coke even mean? Well, you can have some pumpkin juice if you like.

S: In that case, I will make my answer short. Yes and no.

R: You sneaky boy. Fine, let me look around a bit. I think one muggle-born boy left some soda pops around. Please, do elaborate your answer.

S: I met him when my step dad took us to a family dinner. Bit terrible, you know, I think father was going to have a stroke when we flooed to that ridiculously large castle.

R: The Red Keep, I presume? The Targaryen’s family estate?

S: Yeah, I believe that’s the one. Anyway, father vomited, quite embarrassing actually. Dad casted some cleaning spell to cover up his mess tough.

R: I haven’t heard any Targaryen marrying a muggle. Your father is a muggle, right Stark?

S: My step dad is not a Targaryen. He’s a Velaryon and apparently Velaryons have family dinner with the Targaryens.

R (gasps): Velaryon? Are you telling me your step dad is one of the Velaryon brothers? THE Velaryon brothers who make front page of the Prophet at least once a week?

S: I guess? His name is Jacaerys Velaryon.

R (almost shouting): The Gryffindor Quidditch captain, prefect, valedictorian, 10 O.W.Ls and Triwizard champion?

S: Jace was that good? No wonder he makes a fuss about my grades.

R (shouting): The king who never was married a muggle?!

S: What’s that lousy name about? No offense but the wizarding society does have a habit of giving people ridiculous nick names.

R: Jacaerys was never Head Boy. Aegon Targaryen was miraculously elected as Head Boy instead. It’s one of the unsolved Hogwarts mysteries. What’s under Professor Targaryen’s eye patch is another, which brings us back to the question. How do you know there is a sapphire underneath? He doesn’t wear eye patch at home?

S: He does. He scared father half to death by popping up from nowhere. Father thought he was some pirate ghost. Jace laughed his head off.

R: I must say I empathize with your father. I once got caught writing steamy novels by Professor Targaryen. I swear I didn’t hear a thing!

S: Anyway, the eye patch was on until dessert. Lady Alicent made her famous trifle and everyone settled down to have some but Luke decided to prank on Aemond and put sneezing pepper in his trifle.

R (sneezes): Sorry, please go on.

S: Aemond sneezed nonstop for like 10 minutes. He casted a spell to stop the sneezing before chasing Luke around the dining hall.

R: I don’t know which one to comment, that this Luke has such audacity or that you have dinner in a hall.

S: The hall was nice but I don’t like the long table too much. Eventually Aemond caught Luke and he just peeled off his eye patch. Voila! Sapphire!

R: I assume Professor Targaryen was furious.

S: Maybe. I am not sure. They argued before kissing each other on the lips. I think I saw Aemond slip a hand in Luke’s sweater but Jace covered my eyes.

R: WHAT? Professor Targaryen has a boyfriend? Wait a second. Did you just say Luke? As in Luke Velaryon? The seeker prodigy? Our new flying instructor?

S: Yes.

R (scandalized): NO WAY! Professor Luke has been in school for half a year and I haven’t caught a single whiff of their relationship! They hated each other for I know.

S: I told you the truth. Can I get my reward now?

R: What reward?

S: Jaehaera told me I could get unlimited access to Honey Duke’s candies if I revealed Aemond’s sapphire.

The interview ended because they started to bargain with each other.

Readers, we are confident to say we solved one of the school mysteries. Stay tuned for our next issue where we plan to dig deep into the relationship of our dear professors.

Don’t forget to get your votes in.

 This issue of Gossiper is the No.1 topic of every conversation after its release. Students make up at least 100 love stories about their two hot professors, some of them quite steamy. One has to ask the right question to get access to those stories. However, all rumors die down as Professor Aemond Targaryen walks in the great hall on Valentine’s Day wearing a special made blue eye patch with seahorse sigil on it. And a big hickey on his neck.

[clopin-the-king-of-the-gypsies]

a magical forest where Helena is a mermaid, Aemond is a centaur, and Aegon is a faun

Fauns and mermaids are creatures that are aggressive towards people. Mermaids (read "sirens") lure the lost with their amazing voice and beauty. they are sad and so white that they shine in the sun, and when they are spotted in large bodies of water they are mistaken for a glare of light until it is too late. Fauns are tricksters, cruel pranksters, they harbor the vice of passion you will dance to their flute until you die, you yourself will give up all your money, vows and life on a game of dice, or you will fall to death after another barrel of wine, in a vain attempt to outdrink one of the creatures.

Centaurs are the protectors of this forest. The common people know most about them, they are large, dangerous, they walk at the very edges of the forest, where only madmen dare to go. Centaurs are being hunted, their bodies are always covered with scars and traces from endless attempts to lasso the beast, centaurs are angry at the world and at people, they forge the best weapons, and handle them better than others. and even if a person is not dangerous, if he approaches the one-eyed creature without fear and extends his hand, the centaur will certainly take it. he will take the person into the forest, but in the wilderness, where the reflection of Light is neither heard nor seen, the person will suddenly be left alone. The sapphire in the eye socket will sparkle unkindly in the dark. sorry my friend, my brothers and sisters are hungry.

p.s.: English is not my first language, so I apologize for any mistakes, I used Google-translator

[renaroundarosie]

This Love is Alive (Back from the Dead)

Every Summer since Lorelei had been able to walk had been spent with Alicent and her family at a province amidst the sea. Lorelei had longed for the day she leaves her rainy hometown all year. It was the perfect escape from her normally hectic life. But naturally people change; the real question is can Lorelei change with them?

“If only you were this nice to me when you sober and had half a brain.”

A/N: I really wanted to start writing this but I have like no time atm. I’m currently in tech week for my schools musical and then I have softball. I might come back and edit this later because there are mistakes. 

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Chapter 1

The sun was beginning to set as Lorelei looked out the window of the car. The sky was pretty but she was sure it would be prettier when she was fully awake. She smiled at the thought of swimming during sunsets as she had done so every summer for the past 16  years. The thought alone was enough to force her to sit up and check her phone. Only thirty more minutes until she reached the wonderful oasis she called her home for the summer. She cringed as she checked her appearance as the twelve hours in the car had not done her hair justice. Her long strawberry blonde hair was beginning to fall out of the low braid she had thrown it into when she left her home in Arizona.  

“Good Morning sunshine.” Her mother laughed as Lorelei groaned, “If you're hungry I’m sure you can find something in the back, though I’m sure Alicent has a full course meal waiting for us.”

“Oh for sure. Hey I think I’ll call her and give her a warning we’re getting close. I don’t want our arrival to give her a heart attack.”

Her mother laughed, “Why would we do that when it’s so much funnier to scare her in her very own kitchen.”

“You’re evil and I’m going to get some more sleep.” But she couldn’t sleep, she couldn’t think about anything other than seeing her life long friend who was only two years her elder. Heleana and Lorelei only got to see each other once a year for two months so they made it their mission to spend almost every second of it attached at the hip. They rode bikes, swam, surfed, shopped and hiked together almost everyday. Lorelei had been there the day Heleana passed her drivers test, she had also been there when she totaled the car on the way home but it was still a very fond memory they shared. Their friendship always warmed Alicents heart. Lorelei had always reminded her as a younger version of herself, while Heleana was more like Lorelei’s mother. Alicent and Heleana loved the two girls seeing as they were heavily outnumbered by the boys in their life.

Naturally she was excited to see Aemond who was the same age as her, she always enjoyed the boy's presence even if he was quiet and a little moody. Heleana had always teased him when he was a child and the boy used to throw the most hilarious fits. Now he was older so he was less fun to anger but he was still fun to mess with. Dareon was the easiest to troll. He was only 14 so he of course was more fun to bother.

Then there was Aegon. He being the eldest of them all at 18  with his dashing smile and intense gaze. Lorelei had always had a subtle crush on him, it wasn’t something she was proud of. She came to this realization when he took her for ice cream when he was 16 and her 14. Heleana had gone on a date leaving Lorelei with no plans for the night, so Aegon—who also had no plans—insisted on getting ice cream. While he was not a good driver, he was a good listener. He listened to her talk about anything and everything she talked about. It made her feel great, being heard. She felt like the most important girl in the world. She assumed Aegon had made every girl feel that way. She wasn’t oblivious to his player persona. She was aware that she was probably the 13th girl he’d taken for ice cream in the past week. So she wasn’t too surprised when he began to blow her off after that outing.  

Her mothers voice pulled her out of her thoughts, “Okay sleeping beauty we’re here.” 

The sight of the beach house never got old to the girl. The house was beautiful. She could only imagine how much it cost. Before the car is even in park Lorelei is opening the door and running to Heleana. Since Lorelei could remember the girl never enjoyed being touched so she always made a note of that when they had their annual reuinion. She gifted the girl a book about insects that she knew Heleana would want to read. Since she never saw the girl for her birthday, or christmas she made an effort to bring her a gift every summer. The blonde's hair had been cut but still reached past her shoulders. Her skin was already tanner since she had been at the house two weeks prior.

 “Lauren? My God, your hair is so much longer in person!” Heleana exclaimed with a beaming smile and Lorelei’s heart singed at the nickname Alicent’s family used for her. 

“You really didn’t have to buy me a gift. You do this every year and I get you nothing.” 

 “Heleana I stay at your family's beach house every year. This is the absolute least I can do.” Alicent embraced Lorelei’s mother first and after grabbed the girl and told her how much she had grown. She told her this year but she could tell Alicent truly meant it this year. Lorelei had matured a lot this year. Her hair was longer and healthier, she finally grew into her nose and was an even more beautiful version of herself than the years before. 

“I can’t believe you've just finished your junior year of high school, I beg you to stop growing up.” Alicent laughed.

“No please continue to do so, now that you have your license you are actually worth my time.” Daeron said as he came out of the house to hug her. 

 “I know you really regret calling me a bad driver now.”

Daeron laughed, “You can’t possibly be worse than Aegon.”   

 Just then Lorelei’s gaze shifted to Aegon who was leaning against the door frame. There was already a faint smirk on his face, his features were sadder, beautiful still but worn down. “I thought I heard a spoiled brat here somewhere.” He opened his arms and before she even knew it she fell into them. The girl couldn’t help but notice how much more muscle his arms held. He was almost a head taller than her, and as he held her he failed to notice how much time had passed. 

 He leaned his head down into her hair, it smelled like lavenders which he remembered to be her favorite flowers. He remembers his mother buying a bunch for her 16th birthday party last year. He specifically remembers the way her orange hair contrasted with the purple flowers. Similar to now, he was mesmerized by her. He took the close proximity as an excuse to whisper in her ear, “Missed me?”

She pulled away when she saw Aemond behind him, “No, I did miss your car though…and your brother.” Aemond laughed as he pulled her in for a hug. The remainder of the meet and greet Aegon's gaze remained on Lorelei. 

Alicent knew of her son’s fatuation with the girl. It was hard not to notice the lovesick look in Aegon's eyes, or the way he looked her up and down when she walked away.  Alicent adored Lorelei too much to approve of Aegon’s little crush. She knew of his alcoholic tendencies and the way he blew through women like they meant nothing to him. She didn’t want that for the sweet girl she had known for 16 years. Alicent still loved her son, he was her son she’d always love and be proud of him. However she had always hoped he would settle down and change his ways. 

That's what Alicent was thinking as she watched Aegon carry the girls’ bags inside. She knew her son had it in him to be better and truly hoped she would see it more often. She smiled as she heard the two laugh up the stairs.

 “You bring all these clothes and I know for a fact you and Heleana are going shopping after you're unpacked.” Alicent heard him counter. 

 “How do you know we're going shopping? You're totally obsessed with me.” She said 

 “Yeah you wish. I asked what you two had planned before dinner because I wanted to make sure you two didn’t take my car for a joyride again.” 

Lorelei had remembered last summer when Aegon had upset Heleana and she begged Lorelei to go for a night out with his car. Lorelei, who is always down for a night out, said yes.  The car came back in perfect shape but the girls forgot to fill the gas tank. Needless to say Aegon was not thrilled. 

“You hardly noticed,” she scoffed, “now please bring that last bag up so I can get dressed.” He did as she said and paused after leaning on the doorway. 

She couldn’t help but notice the way his veins stood out on his arms as he put his hand on top of the doorway. He looked good, so good that she couldn’t tear her eyes away. He smirked at this and when she noticed looked away. “I have to change.” she said.

“Go ahead.” he marveled.

 “Aegon!” 

Aemond walked by and rolled his eyes, “Aegon you're a pervert, please she’s been here what? All of five minutes?” 

“Thank you Aemond, if only he was more self-aware.” 

“Please if only you were worth being a pervert over.” he joked and closed her door. Leaving her to change.

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“So when you told me you saw him often…you meant everyday.” 

The two girls were currently standing outside the frozen yogurt store on the boardwalk near the beach. It was a 15 minute walk from the house and the weather was glorious. Lorelei took a nap and quickly threw on a pair of jean shorts and her favorite free people top and best pair of sneakers. The girls didn’t have any intentions on buying anything other than a slushie. Helena had told Lorelei about the boy she really liked on the phone and wanted her to see him in something other than discreet poor quality photos she captured when he wasn’t looking. 

In all honesty she just didn’t want her overprotective brothers to camp outside the shop (which they would have done had she told him.

“Well I walk by everyday but I don’t go in. His name is Cregan. His favorite color is blue and he spends his breaks at the surf shop across from the lemonade stand.” She paused, “I only know the last part because I asked him, I didn’t follow him.”

 “He’s cute. Are we going to go in? You could invite him to dinner tonight”

 “Are you shitting me? Have you met my family? He would never speak to me again.” 

“Well why not go in and ask when he’s free this week? Just ask if he wants to hang when he gets off work.”

“You think he’d say no?” Heleana gulped.

“To a girl like you? Never.”

Ever the good friend, Lorelei stood outside in support as she watched her strut in and ask the boy. She was happy for the girl. It’s not often Heleana takes an interest in relationships, sure she found people attractive and had fun but she was never one to be interested in labels or relationships. From what Lorelei understood over the FaceTime calls, she spoke with him frequently and she gathered that Cregan had liked her too. So she wasn’t surprised when Heleana basically skipped out of the store 10 minutes later.

“We’re going on a hike tomorrow!” Heleana beamed.

“Did I not tell you? God, I love when I’m right!”

She heard him before she saw him, “Right about what?” Aemond asked. She turned around and saw him holding a bouquet of flowers, probably for a date with Alys.

“Lorelei has a date! She was right about the guy liking her back.” Heleana blurted out.

“A Date? With who? You’ve only been here for three hours.”

“You wouldn't know them.” Lorelei said but she forgot that they’ve gone there every summer since they were mere newborns. They all knew everybody.

“Try me.” He inquired.

She closed her eyes thinking of the first person who wasn’t in Aemond’s circle. “Eddison Lannister.”

“Eddison Lannister? I didn’t think you had a thing for Football guys.”

“She does! She really can’t get enough of them!” Heleana pleaded, she felt guilty but she wasn’t quite ready to give her and Cregan up yet.

“Huh…isn’t he a little old for you.”

“You and I are the same age.”

“Well he’d be old for me if I were interested.” He chuckled.

“Ugh!” she groaned. “It’s none of your business really.”

“Sure…I’m going to pick up Alys for dinner. Mom told me to tell you not to be late.” He looked at Heleana, “Why are you so red?”

“Bye Aemond.” Heleana grabbed Lorelei's hand and dragged her back towards the house before she could be questioned further. When they made their escape Heleana turned to her, “Hey I’m really sorry. I just wasn’t ready to tell them yet. I haven’t gone on a date since I was 13 and I really don’t want them to ruin anything.”

“I don’t mind. It’s not like I have to actually go on a date with Eddison Lannister.” Lorelei took her silence as a confirmation that she in fact had to go on a date with Eddison Lannister. “That's fine too. I don’t mind, what if he says no?” She said with mock enthusiasm.

“To a girl like you.” She smiled, “Never.” The two girls laughed for all of the 15 minute walk to the house to get ready for dinner.

[clopin-the-king-of-the-gypsies]

young jahaera has long long thick hair she and jahaeris are supposed to get married, she has known this all her life and they are very close to each other, but plans change, and they announce to her that they have found her another groom. the advice is unyielding, no matter how much she scandalizes about it her groom arrives in the harbor shortly before the wedding, she greets him sweetly, and during dinner makes a toast in which she declares that it is better to tear herself to pieces than to surrender to her betrothed, and with a quick movement she cuts off all her hair down to her ears, as in her king-father did his time

[thornstocutyouwith]

Name: Visemon Blackwall

Nickname(s)/Titles: Vise

House: From the houses Paenymion and Maegyr. Alongside Targaryen through his grandmother. 

Age: 26

Birthday: 12/25

Orientation:  Bisexual

Pet: Badger (Kaitrumas, Male),

Occupation: Acolyte/Hedge Wizard/Assassin/Dragonstone Guard

Height: 5’8”

Weight: 136

Body Build: Lean/Athletic

Eye Color: Blue-Violet

Natural Hair Color: Gold-Silver streaks through black hair

Hair Style: Kept close cut and dyed black.

Further Description: Burn on one side of his face. Piercings on his right eyebrow, his navel, his nasal septum, his upper lip, his lower lip and his tongue. 

Outfit/Accessories/Jewelry: Wears fine clothes, mostly in black, and revealing, and traditionally expensive boots. Gold diamond bracelet shaped similarly to a snake with a 1960s style. Teardrop earring in Victorian style, colored lavender/purple, that he keeps on a backpack. Earring shaped like five apples, that he keeps on a backpack. A blindfold. Wooden ring. Upside Down teardrop shaped pin. Mask. Dark rose pendant. Almond shaped crystal pendant. Personality:

Distant, Talkative, Hyper, Amusing, Sad, Popular, Understanding, Perceptive, Vivacious, Attractive, Skillful, Appreciative, Realistic, Sober, Skeptical, Unhurried, Strict, Restrained, Sarcastic, Offhand, Forgetful, Nihilistic, Selfish, Desperate, Argumentative, Grand, Escapist, Weaknesses/Illness/Allergies: Normal mortal weaknesses, Cranberry Allergy, 

Fears: Fear of snakes, Speaking publicly, Necrophobia, Fear of darkness,

Parent(s):

-> Father: A Son of Saera Targaryen (Alive)

-> Mother: Old Blood Volantis Noble Woman (Alive)

Sibling(s): 7 older siblings

Backstory/Background:

Visemon is the son of a bastard of Saera Targaryen, and her youngest grandchild. He was born in Volantis, in the Black Walls at a palace of his mothers Old Blood. Growing up there in the extreme heats Visemon grew interested in the old stories of Valyria. More importantly, he grew attracted to the stories of magics and dragons. Among his older siblings stories of his grandmother's family would often be shared with them, from Saera herself at times, whom the children would often spend their time with in her older age. While living in the Black Walls Visemon would learn sophistication and other noble or aristocratic behaviors. Though when the night came, he would rebel against this and sneak out into the nights, like his brothers or sisters before him, as well as his cousins. 

By the time Visemon had reached twenty three he decided to set out on a ship of his own, toward Westeros, after completing the majority of his tutoring and other acolyte training, and such. As an acolyte Visemon has sought employment in King's Landing, soon being made into a guard for Dragonstone. There he has remained guard for much of the time, protecting the island and it’s inhabitants like the rest of the guards stationed there. Not however, sharing his other particular set of skills he has been gifted with and his true reasoning for coming to be on Dragonstone, as he has. Visemon however, for now, keeps to his duties and his secretive past, playing the part of observer and a guard till it is no longer interesting to him.

(WIP)