#hotdcrack

[l1ttlelucy]

Jace: You attract what you fear

Lucerys: oh no 😣 a tall strong man who likes to put pretty little boys like me in their place 🥺

Jace: ..

Aemond appearing out of nowhere, out of breath: I ran here as fast as I could

[l1ttlelucy]

Aemond: Get out of my sight!

Lucerys: okay... could you stop blocking the door?

Aemond, absolutely offended: so you can just leave me? I won't allow it.

[l1ttlelucy]

Once Aemonds and Lucerys first child is born, the midwives question them on names.

Before Aemond can utter an answer, Lucerys replies from the birthing bed with much more energy than one who had just pushed a living being out of their body should have.

"Aegon IV!"

And Aemond stares at him in horror and betrayal, as though Lucerys had personally stabbed his other eye out and laughed.

Lucerys had apologized for the joke– having decided on the name they'd both chosen; Laenys, yet Aemond continued to ignore him.

Only for the next few hours until the babe grew hungry and latched onto Lucerys chest.

Aemond had become interested then.

[l1ttlelucy]

Modern Lucemond AU

Famous Aemond making a fan account for Famous Lucerys, and another fan account (with his own face as the profile picture, might he add) replies to one of his posts talking about how 'Aemond' is also really cool. Shit goes down and now it's these 2 fan account battling it out on who is better.

Aemond is behind the Lucerys fan account.

Lucerys is behind the Aemond fan account.