lezzerlee replied to your post
lol, wut? Is this because I reblogged hot dicks? SNS!
SNS = social networking system?
i just realized its been a while since i had a penis freakout on here so all the new followers from around the time mad max came out are probably like “what is wrong with her” lol
look guys i’m all about the porn-ish material that doesn’t feature a penis in the wild
i just think they’re so ugly
i have no problem admitting this as a straight woman in a committed relationship
dicks are fugly to look at
somehow people find them pleasant enough to just tag them as “nsfw”
nsfw, in my books, is like... two boys kissing. stuff you don’t want your boss to spot on your monitor at work... am i right (everyone: no)
90% of the tumblr community is like “ohh look at this fiiiine thick dick. #nsfw”
why doesn’t anyone else have penis freakouts
look i know arthur’s mouth waters when eames snapchats his dick
i’m cool with that arthur, really, but like, i don’t wanna see it
i don’t have the term “nsfw” blacklisted
but i do have “porn” and “penis” blacklisted
all y’all and your hot dicks are making me gasp and cover my eyes











