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URGH. Your evil child may not come by my hotel anymore, but I found potato chip crumbs in my MAIL BOX. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY LOBBY?!
I’m sorry, does crumbs in your mail box bother you? Does it? No worries, you’ll love what I left for you in your desk then.And I have to go through your lobby to see Mari. Y’know, that woman who won’t give a sleaze bag like you the time of day? :D
Found it!
Yeah so, guess who finally found her marshmallow for this dumb site? This hot mama right here. Turns out hiding a marshmallow in a box full of those old edible packing peanuts was a terrible, terrible idea.
I half ate that marshmallow btw, took me forever to put the thing back together. I should been one of those CSI people or whatever.
So hit me up guys, gals and whatevers! I'm bored and Sammy isn't answering my calls. iknow youre dodging me Sammy stop being such a tosser.
Pam sighed as she got up from her desk. Hopefully since Sammy was busy online, she wouldn't hear what she was about to do. She had to be quiet and quick. She knows she should have done it earlier, but she was a procrastinator.
She walked down the hall, making sure to take quiet steps. She narrowly avoided stepping on Frothy's tail. Wow, that would have hurt.
Soon, she found her way into the kitchen. She frowned for a moment. She really hated doing this. She loved meat, but shereallylikes Reggie.
Taking a deep breath, Pam grabbed a hold of the door to her fridge and yanked it open. She pulled out the ham first. Well it wasn't going fit in the trash. So, she took it out side and threw it in the neighbor's yard. They wouldn't be able to prove it was her. Hopefully.
She then went back to the fridge and started throwing out the rest of the meat. It wasn't just the pork that had to go, it was beef, fish, chicken, eggs. Throwing away such good food hurt, but it couldn't be avoided if Reggie was coming to stay.
Hey guys!
So, I bet you've been wondering where I've been lately. Well, I've been lookin' for a man. Not just any man, a man's man. A manly man. One with rugged good looks. One with money. One who isn't ajerk.
And I found one!
He's all of the above.
Oh yes. His name is Reginald or Reggie as his friends know him. Only one problem. He's Vegan. Can you believe that? While I was away I tried to get him to change his mind, but that went nowhere. I even tried to trick him into eating meat, but he could smell it before it was even near him. His smelling is strangely powerful.
Anyways, I gave up and we got closer. We got so close that he is going to come and stay for awhile. Not sure for how long, but it might be awhile. Which is fine with me.
There is a catch though. He literally can't stand meat. At all. So I'm going to have to do something about that.
Hopefully Sam won't be around when I have to throw certain food products out.
That awkward moment when you wake up so violently you end up tossing your cat halfway across the room and out the bedroom window. Sorry, Frothy. D:
I'm going to be on his list for sure now. Time to avoid his normal "revenge spots".
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Pamela! How could you do that?! You’re almost worse than your daughter with all the trouble you cause! And what does GRAVY have to with this?!!
Gravy has everything to do with it, Mari. Everything. It was the lynch pin that held the whole prank event together.
Pam's back!
Y'know the amount of time you have to spend letting the cops cool down aft- uh I better not say...
I'll just tell you guys, never ever do anything (like a prank) with a cop car, gravy, fireworks, assorted farm animals, circus clowns and stink bombs at the same time.
People get reeeeally angry when you do.
