#hotvasbutt

[roguescarlett]

Hotvasbutt: I AM WRITING A 2000 WORD ESSAY ON FUCKING CABLING

RogueScarlett: What, why!

Hotvasbutt: college :P

RogueScarlett: Oh!

Hotvasbutt: yerp

Kyle (Airplay) [PG-TL]: Cabling? And I'm going over the usual social media that people post on our forums, facebook, email, etc.

Chris Seck: So when you say fucking cabling, is that, like... a Geth thing?

RogueScarlett: I THOUGHT YOU MEANT TAXIS

RogueScarlett: xD

Dausty: Geth and taxis? Sign me up.

Chris Seck: I think taxis are more dangerous than geth in that respect.

Hotvasbutt: my sexual deviancy is none of your concern

Chris Seck: Although cab-lings make me think of, like... adorable little taxi pets.

Chris Seck: Please, Rich, this is Gchat.

Chris Seck: Your sexual deviancies are everyone's concern.

Hotvasbutt: NONE OF YOUR CONCERN

RogueScarlett: RogueScarlett giggles loudly

RogueScarlett: Quarian porns

Kyle (Airplay) [PG-TL]: I ship Taxi and Geth all day

Dausty: I ride taxis and geth all day.

Kyle (Airplay) [PG-TL]: No comment

Hotvasbutt: ...

RogueScarlett: #boom pregnant

[roguescarlett]

RogueScarlett: *changes Skype icon to the same icon on tumblr*

Hotvasbutt: D8

RogueScarlett: HELLO.

RogueScarlett: ID LIKE TO BUY SOME SORDS

Hotvasbutt: NO GO AWAY

RogueScarlett: IT'S TIME TO OIL UP

RogueScarlett: *pours oil in frying pan*

Hotvasbutt: FUCKING CHRIST

Hotvasbutt: HAHAHAHAHA

RogueScarlett: [AGGRESIVELY COOK FOODS]

Hotvasbutt: [COOKING INTENSIFIES]

[roguescarlett]

SneakyMedulla: LYN I KNOW YOU ARE MY FATHER BUT I WANT YOU TO BE MY WIFE/HUSBAND TOO

SneakyMedulla: ITS NOT WEIRD IN ARKANSAS

RogueScarlett: WHAT. WHY

RogueScarlett: SON, WE ARE NOT THE LANNISTERS

RogueScarlett: Oh wait.

SneakyMedulla: IM ON A QUERST TO GAIN 500 WIVES AND HUSBANDS SO IF ASSASSINS GET TO ME - OSHIT YOU SO WENT THERE AHRHARHARHAR - THEN ONE OF YOU GUYS GET TO THE THRONE, THE SUCCESSOR IS CHOSEN VIA TRIAL BY COMBAT

RogueScarlett: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

SneakyMedulla: *whispers seductively* free pizza

Hotvasbutt: oh myyyyy

RogueScarlett: Gimme lesbian harem and I'll be your hsuband.

SneakyMedulla: suer you might like the others

SneakyMedulla: rich will you be my wife and be lesbians with lyn

SneakyMedulla: >>> F R E E P I Z Z A

RogueScarlett: *seduces Rich with lesbian charms*

Hotvasbutt: :'I

Hotvasbutt: this is everything I wanted.

RogueScarlett: XD

[roguescarlett]

RogueScarlett: ERMAGERD

theangrybee: STEAK IT ALLL

theangrybee: look what you did rich

Hotvasbutt: I am proud

theangrybee: steak is now replacing everything

Hotvasbutt: this is my single greatest contribution to anything

theangrybee: steak steak with my steak and then i wil steak them all with steak steak steak

RogueScarlett: http://roguescarlett.tumblr.com/post/73556184252/chronic-mastication-favorite-food-combinations

RogueScarlett: MMM STEAK

RogueScarlett: I LOVE YOU MCSTEAK SANDWICH

theangrybee: why did you post that link.... steak everywhere...oh holy steak

Hotvasbutt: *loling*

theangrybee: don't make me steak over there

theangrybee: then i will steak this steak with steak

theangrybee: brb i got a steaking to go to

Hotvasbutt: I hope you know what the steaks of that are

Hotvasbutt: you're putting a lot at steak

theangrybee:: i am steak now, that was a awesome steaking

theangrybee:: i wish you could all steak the steak that i am steaking on

theangrybee:: it's steaking

theangrybee:: but not breathsteaking

Hotvasbutt: jesus fucking steak

theangrybee: don't you steak that tone of steak with me young steak

Hotvasbutt: don't make a misteak

theangrybee: you little steak 8|

[roguescarlett]

Earlier in GChat....

trdizzy: All the scones are miiiiiinnee

trdizzy: Take your goddamn steaks

RogueScarlett: I know Rich would.... along with 20 Twixs

Hotvasbutt: 2000 I'll have you know

RogueScarlett: Get 2000 twixs and you win Game of Thrones

Hotvasbutt: I ALREADY WON

trdizzy: Well

Dausty: Well, time to watch another show.

RogueScarlett: XD

trdizzy: TAG UR SPOILERZ OMG

RogueScarlett: TAG UR PRONZ

RogueScarlett: JFC

Hotvasbutt: never

Hotvasbutt: the world needs to see my dick

RogueScarlett: hmmmmmm.... idk about thaaaaaat.

RogueScarlett: XD

trdizzy: Twixy dick

RogueScarlett: Tyrion approves.

trdizzy: Bene

trdizzy: Me gusta

Hotvasbutt: DX

trdizzy: Twixy dick sounds like a character.

trdizzy: I see my future unfolding.

Hotvasbutt: sounds delicious

RogueScarlett: or a porn star name...

trdizzy: That's it

trdizzy: I'm making candy-themed porno

trdizzy: You are my crew now okay

Hotvasbutt: skittle tits

trdizzy: That's your character's name; congratulations

Hotvasbutt: yiss

trdizzy: I am Director Sugar Daddy

RogueScarlett: "Twixy Dick moaned helplessly and ejaculated his caramel filled biscuit all over his partner's skittle tits. It was the BEST FEELING EVER"

RogueScarlett: RogueScarlett get kicked out for this

trdizzy: That's it

trdizzy: That's the script

Hotvasbutt: .....

Hotvasbutt: omfg

trdizzy: Good work, everyone

trdizzy: That

trdizzy: s a wrap

Hotvasbutt: 10/10

trdizzy: *wins all the awards*

trdizzy: "THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE IN AMERICA"

trdizzy: Which really means nothing because everything is

RogueScarlett: *wins the award for the BEST CANDY PORN*

trdizzy: *is the only nominee for candy porn*

Hotvasbutt: you'd be surprised

RogueScarlett: It's super effective

trdizzy: It's a gold mine

[roguescarlett]

Hotvasbutt: Kill someone and steak their house

theangrybee: steak there house?

Hotvasbutt: ... steal not steak

theangrybee: ehehhe

theangrybee: STEAK

RogueScarlett: ???

RogueScarlett: WHO THE HELL WANT TO STEAK A HOUSE

RogueScarlett: SERIOUSLY

[sneakymedulla]

MEDOGELA

*APPLIES MEDOGEL*

ALSO GO TO BED

[ophibell-old-blog-blog-blog]

hotvasbutt replied to your photo:Are you related to ganondorf sir

GANGRELDORF AHAHAHA *GOES BACK TO BED*

GO TO BED VIR